Factor

What is your favorite shade of green? I’m compiling a list!

I’m fine with it. But I’d rather not get smited by Éntrius. I could only afford the add on for one picture book. But then I agonized over it for a month, and when they announced the final cover thing I just got Fires of December. But now I’m in debt (to my parents) And I’m not sure which I would properly quote but… *expresses outrage at burning a SA leatherbound* *would trample you with an alpaca if you were Star, but you’re not and only Star can die on this thread*

“Oh good! More people should do that! Especially when you can algorithmize all of humanity! And yes, I know I got that one wrong.”

Factor startles awake. “Ah yes, that… I haven’t read that and don’t plan to.” Factor pauses, then turns and happily scoops up their kitten. “Oh hi! A eldritch entity!” They pause again. “Is that right? I’m… disturbingly inexperienced in these matters.”

Are we preparing for a guild war or something? Or, more likely, much confusion. *tries to say something* *thinks* *fails, so instead pulls out 3 duck plushies and begins juggling them*

Order

What even is this thread? There’s no way to know. Timeline of the Ages of The Last Post Loses It’s also in its own temple, with the Church of the POTATO worshipping it.

Spoiler Mazes

Yay! *attempts to ride alpaca* *tramples Star with it* Sorry!

I am going to abstain from immediately killing Star to try and ride the flying alpaca. Can I do that? *remembers what thread they’re on* *just goes ahead and tries it*

I don’t think I’m particularly good at finding people’s quotes, so… ”I pull a gun out and shoot Star. She said she wanted to die a fourth time!” - @Fizz9 “Now I need to bring out the list of Cults/Churches I've accidentally started/joined” - @Conure1243 “staggers towards the POTATOpotato, spots the ribbon on the ground instead, whistles as I start to die” - @Through The Living Star

The Goose Game (I’m formatting that as a title)

What is your favorite shade of green? (I should compile a list of everyone’s favorite shade of green if I’m going to keep asking… I’m going to do that.)

Factor, startled, shakes Ink’s hand. “Hello! Thank you, I’m doing good! Um… kitten? Sure!”

*blinks* the only thing I can find that has consistence is some form of potato and Star dying. I will contribute to this by giving Star a tater tot.

Wait a second *tries to keep track of everything* What’s Éntrius doing? And the demon still exists? Is there a difference? *brain collapses as they try to articulate their questions, realizing that they can’t be, because they are just pure confusion*

“Oh cool!” Factor pauses, unsure what to say.

“Ah yes…” Factor nods in exaggerated understanding. “I can see how that would be interesting.”

Factor turns. “Hi! Thanks for the welcome!” … ”Why did you die?”

A door, though not necessarily the door, swings open and someone new creeps in. Nervous about their first time roleplaying, even this kind, Factor tries to sidle around people and simply be there. They watch the participants for a moment and join them, but do not yet speak, at least until they are noticed. They then wait, hoping they have the willpower not to immediately hide or edit themselves.

Since most people seem to be offline, I walk in, far too late, incredulously catch up, and decide to take one action until others are online: I submit a request to join the Church of the POTATO as an Acolyte. Then I sit down to wait to join the chaos later.

Because I needed a username, and I love Cryptics, and I had just drawn a Cryptic and named it Factor because that sounded like a Cryptic name, so now I am Factor and the Cryptic I drew is my pfp.

Turning the power into a Dor

A combination of Mercy, Preservation, and Honor

ahhh i have no answers and I need to leave now so just skip me if anyone can figure it out bye Lily & Ketek