Factor

Oh right of course *facepalms* *edits post*

Oooh cool! You could do the Sixth of the Dusk corpse thing? (Have you read it? If you haven’t, ) Also I am a literal cryptic so yeah Indeed. Any action has a butterfly effect that ends up killing Star. *other witty comment*

Probably. Bye! *leaves*

45 *leaves* bye!

That… was amazing. Um… can I question that? I do not understand.

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39 *rushes to post before being ninja’d, and adds this in a edit after*

37 (ninja’d)

*beats Fizz’s reply* *expresses love for this asterisk-ridden form a communication, because I can convey an idea without actually explaining it*

32

29 Ah. Also there’s 5 people on, I fully expect to be ninja’d here.

24 yeah I guess *shrugs*

22 I think you need to bold the number

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18 *spends time coming up with something* *gets ninja’d* (but not really)

There are a bunch of jokes in Alcatraz about hitting someone with a Brandon Sanderson book. I didn’t get it until I saw Stormlight. (by the way, did you hear the story about how WaT went over the pages Tor said they would not refuse to print? No, I don’t believe so.

Wow apparently I really need to get to getting the Shard at school. *begins attempting to catch up* Does my timeline of this thread’s history count? *imagine a quote here that just sums up everything else, because there’s not one specific one to reply to* … wow. It seems like the Age of Star Dying shall continue past the end of time. *bonks Star with a copy of WaT, which clearly can be a murder weapon*

What is your favorite shade of green? I’m compiling a list!

I’m fine with it. But I’d rather not get smited by Éntrius. I could only afford the add on for one picture book. But then I agonized over it for a month, and when they announced the final cover thing I just got Fires of December. But now I’m in debt (to my parents) And I’m not sure which I would properly quote but… *expresses outrage at burning a SA leatherbound* *would trample you with an alpaca if you were Star, but you’re not and only Star can die on this thread*

“Oh good! More people should do that! Especially when you can algorithmize all of humanity! And yes, I know I got that one wrong.”

Factor startles awake. “Ah yes, that… I haven’t read that and don’t plan to.” Factor pauses, then turns and happily scoops up their kitten. “Oh hi! A eldritch entity!” They pause again. “Is that right? I’m… disturbingly inexperienced in these matters.”

Are we preparing for a guild war or something? Or, more likely, much confusion. *tries to say something* *thinks* *fails, so instead pulls out 3 duck plushies and begins juggling them*

Order

What even is this thread? There’s no way to know. Timeline of the Ages of The Last Post Loses It’s also in its own temple, with the Church of the POTATO worshipping it.