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I attempt to do the same with past corpses, only to start a avalanche of Star’s corpses from TLPL…

Well, I will say, the Coppermind says that the ad was canonically posted by Khriss and Nazh. I can’t find the WoB right now that says it was them and not some other K & N but… yeah. I think this could have some merit, since the only Awakened metal is Nightblood (not counting Azures sword, it can’t talk) and the timeline says Nazh must have just come from Roshar when this happened, right around when Cultivation left. This could be evidence of Cultivation, or maybe just Khriss and Nazh looking for evidence. If it was, it’s just more of the extremely vague foreshadowing seeded for Era 3. But it doesn’t seem too likely that Cultivation would start actually making pieces of talking metal… Anyway there’s my two cents.

To add to the answers, GG0z tried to start a quest, said “let’s go!” and we promptly turned it into something with the gameplay style of BftS (aka do anything) but with all the sense and focus to an outsider of TLPL (aka none) Join the chaos! We don’t know what we’re doing. Also, @Ink and Embers when you wake up, I just remembered why we’re attacking the owners of the water park! It turns out they were working for the Nightmare Bagel all along, the whole water park was a trap, and they started shooting us with dark magic cream cheese bullets. Oh yeah, Fizz, the other part of this thread is generating more one-liners. And if I need to do something: @Through The Living Ketek I throw the sunset at you, then hit the owners with a salted butter offensive magic grenade.

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I pelt Ketek with dice and get up. I don’t know how. That’s why I’m here and not in a serious rp! in my experience, people use it in rp to speak as themselves and not their character. I think they also format it sometimes for wob.

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I thank you, take the sandwich and dramatically use it as a shield to push forward towards the owners!

I wander up, and promptly slip in a puddle of jam. I resolve to never miss a day on the Shard again, and start dramatically dodging cream cheese bullets.

Yeah, @GG0z is it? You know I’m not very good at those sorts of things… I mean, I’m not even that supposed to be here right now. *re-winks out of existence*

Yay! *opens door* *promptly winks out of existence* *winks back into existence* Sorry, I’m having not as free a day as intended… I have minimum 10 more minutes. Anyway *tosses hair over shoulder* I’m here now!

I… am not sure where we are… 36???

Umm… @Chaos (but not really)

*changes formatting from RP to TLPL* *jumps up and down and raises hand* I am!

@Through The Living Grub

“Yay!” *claps*

I burst in, my oversized Pikachu hat askew and butter knives falling out of my sleeves. “Sorry, it took me a while to find enough butter knifes to fight a bagel. What’s happening?”

The Chasm

Warbreaker!

Alright! *fixes* Yay! I finally got around to joining a cult! *claps*

The guillotine was invented by a doctor who wanted a more ethical was to murder people. (not such a good one, but *shrugs*)

Ooh! Can I join?