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Keteᛕ

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  1. I pull out my "NAH! You Can't Do That" Pass, and you get blasted to the 1st dimension, unable to move.
  2. Meeting your past self
  3. However, AbsurdSandwich forgot a key part of my plan: That I, too, created an AbsurdSandwich, and when they met, I switcherood them and trapped your AbsurdSandwich in interdimensional time-out, and my AbsurdSandwich gave you a fake sandwich.
  4. I summon @NerdSandwich's evil counterparts BirdSandwich, WordSandwich, HeardSandwich, and CurdSandwich. I hypnotize BirdSandwich, WordSandwich, HeardSandwich, and CurdSandwich to attack @NerdSandwich and while the commotion I snatch the Sandwich.
  5. Why are you named Factor
  6. It, screaming, bursts into flames, I still become the Sun, and then I snatch the sandwich and blast @NerdSandwich with solar radiation. I also give him a really bad sunburn.
  7. Keteᛕ

    (Kaladist's) AMA

    Stop! You can't be crass and insult Ketek form. Ketek insulting and crass being! Can't you stop?
  8. I destroy your son and while you cry I snatch the sandwich and then become the sun again
  9. Keteᛕ

    (Kaladist's) AMA

    I am astonished by your offensivity towards this great, palindromic poem art, my art poetic. Palindromic greats, this towards. Offensively you're by. Astonished am I! Broken, broken again, feeble trier. Feebly, again? Broken, Broken.
  10. I am the sun so I redirect towards Uninteligenius and snatch the sandwich with a cool sound effect playing in the background.
  11. Rising ash buries the broken city, while silent souls watch the falling ruin. Memories of light flicker, then die, as the screaming winds devour hope, turning all to void. For in the heart, love is a whisper, a faint dream of Tomorrow. Oh, Tomorrow's dream—faint a whisper, a love, heart that's in for. Void to all turning, hope devour winds screaming that as dying. Then, flickering light of memories. Ruin falling, the watching souls silent while, cities broken; the buried ash risen.
  12. Hacking at the forest bugs with a machete
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