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Keteᛕ

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  1. Kaldist teams up with Ketek and begin a rampage. Kaldist kills any enemies in sight, racking up skill points and levels, while Ketek slowly walks around, breaking his foes' brains with the power of poetry. @Through The Living Ketek waits in his 6th house as his avatars slowly win everything.
  2. Kaladist is merciless. He continues to hack at @Verdance's limbs, and FN.9 is placed in timeout.
  3. You're almost done making your sandwich when.... you spill some poetry juice on the turf. The precious, manicured turf. You've angered @Through The Living Ketek again. Kaladist is summoned. You will perish before dawn. ........and congrats! @Verdance, and anyone he associates with, such as FN.9, have been put through the following situation in the last 4.38 seconds. 1- turned into primordial jelly 2- slapped in the face by a truck 3- vaporized 4-flushed down a toilet 5-mashed into little bits 6- eaten by a shark 7-cooked along with shark sushi 8-put in space with no spacesuit 9-thrown into the sun 10-swallowed by a black hole 11-banned 12-had their soul removed Hope you enjoyed your stay! (Kaladist gets 59 combat combo points) (Kaladist has leveled up to level 534!)
  4. Aesthetic tripped over a rock, sending her gem collection scattering all over the ground. "No, no, no! Not my--!" She mumbled with anxiety. She hastily tried to pick them up to put them back in the satchel, but she kept dropping them.
  5. Ketek summons poetry rays and they break your brain, and then I start the Sandwich for the Battle. In a mini golf course, why not?
  6. Challenge accepted (Skip me) did you see my member title? @CoderDrag0n8
  7. Lousy attempts, fine, it's at beautiful poems- child's play. Child! poetic beauty at its finest. Attempter, lousy. Should've kept trying, maybe you'd get anywhere but zero. But anywhere gets you. Maybe try, keepings shan't. ......I tell @Verdance that he can't stop @Through The Living Ketek as Ketek, @Through The Living Ketek's first of many avatars rises from the symmetry dust left behind from the last post using the word "symmetry". Words that use posts last. That's from behind, left, dusty symmetry. That's from rising avatars, many of one, @Through The Living Ketek's keteks as @Through The Living Ketek's stop cannot be. That, @Verdance, tell me. there are like 10 other avatars
  8. Newly broken skies scarred the running winds’ determination. The togetherness be broken, the maker of that conflict. The resolution was standing under great, impossible burdens. With men seeing gods near death. Dark, made powerful, combined haste with feelings more to come. Had they drifted closer, spirits might have lived. They then tried.. And, enemies all over them, won them over. All enemies. And, trying, then… Their lives had mightiness. Spirits closely drifting. They had come to more feelings. Hastily combined power made darkness die. Near-gods saw men with burdens impossibly great. Understanding was resolving the conflict, that of making. The broken being together; The determined Windrunner. The scarred Skybreaker. Anew. and a little song for all of you (TY @Kansas Stormcursed, @Mist, @Ink and Embers) Free but once, enslaved. Kaladin. A second chance but not one first. Be strong, Stormblessed. Your spren, wind yours, waits for your burst. Being him, what’s full of light, that in life. And newly now, hope very thinned. Echoning, a warrior hiding behind flawed protection, Wishing for running wind. Death of finders: the broken, Falling deep into the pits of sorrow. Breathing men carry the bridge, Suffering for hollow tomorrow. Ridges, that from rising Light, Fighting for the men who bled. Bridge Four stands hopeful, Where the broken are led. Honor died once. For a slave, a goner. Now gone, a slave. For a once-dying Honor. Leaders are broken, That's where stands hopeful Fourth Bridge. Bleeding whose men; that for fighting, Light rising from the ridge. Tomorrow hollow, for suffering, Bridges the carryman's breath. Sorrow of pits; that into deep falling, Broken that finding of death. Windrunner. Radiant. For wishers. Protected flaws behind, hiding warrior an echo thin. Very hopes, now anew and alive. In the light of fully what he’s been. Bursting you for awaiting your windspren, Your blessed storms, strong being. First one: not but chancing seconds. A Kaladin enslaved once, but freeing. KETEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Granted. You don't want to do anything anymore, so you die of boredom. I wish ORV could become a good, quality videogame that I could play for free on my personal computer, without losing my computer or it not working. @CoderDrag0n8
  10. Referring to @Verdance in the 3rd person, however intentionally, places @Verdance under @Through The Living Ketek's dominion. @Verdance must now speak only in Keteks and will be stuck like this until @Through The Living Ketek intentionally hold The Sandwich.
  11. The SNADWICH attacks you just because.
  12. I steal steak steam stead and two sandwiches. The sandwich and NerdSandwich's username, NERD!!!!!!!!
  13. I steal the sandwich from NerdSandwich in no particular way.
  14. I Have gone to a place where time has no meaning, therefore the day will never end, and I get the sandwich forever.
  15. I play a "Skip All" card and you are immobilized for the rest of the day.
  16. I play my "Uh-Huh I Can!" Card and you get put in prison for copying me. I snatch the Sandwich.
  17. You do, but you don't reallllllllyyyyyy because it's a boon not a wish. I wish to be able to use ctrl f on physical books, but I can still read physical books and physical books don't all disappear.
  18. Luckily, I went to the Earlier 0th Dimension, and I still have the Sandwich. I dimension hop around until there are fake copies of me and the sandwich in every dimension.
  19. My house is in the Twelfth Dimension, so I open my door, grab a {REDACTED} from a {REDACTED} field nearby, and break your brain using math. Then I grab the Sandwich and teleport to the 0th Dimension
  20. Keteᛕ

    (Kaladist's) AMA

    Enraged you are making me. Get out! I have no need for these hollow, nonsensical poems. Bah! Poems, nonsensically hollow! These, for needy! None have I, Out! Getting me made, are you enraged? Hopper thinks so much of this bad-being art, he may battle Ketek, that in the ketek battle. May his art be bad, this of much so thought hopping.
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