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Shalash Fell From Da Sky

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  1. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    I classically walk onto jewpiter SACRIFICE SOME LOCALS to teleport to Kaladist of Ketek and do some good old fashioned truthwacking knock the aforementioned Kaladist off jewpiter and claim the hot sauce pickles and peanut butter sandwich before sacrificing the massive half living marshmallow that was definitely there before and teleporting back to my nest in the ember dark. Just before I do I shout “don’t talk about the French everyone knows they don’t exist!!!”
  2. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    The mind would be on the hilt. Probably also coated in silver except for the interface.
  3. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    The house hippo (see bottom) in the room is Nightblood that makes investiture from matter. what happens when you attach a nicrosil metal mind that automatically draws from the holder (we know these exist but not how they work in detail) to the hilt of a awakened sword commanded to make investiture and have a way to make potentiality Un-keyed investiture out of most byproducts from just about anything. This doesn’t steal your life force as any living object wouldn’t be holding or even touching the sword as you could use a wire of un-keyed nicrosil. additionally I am calling this idea the MtItS or mitts for easy pronunciation. this translates to, Matter to Investiture through Swords
  4. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    I approach the massive laser beams and casually put one of my fake sandwich in to the laser toasting my peanut butter pickles and Saracha sandwich perfectly I then preform a chefs kiss. I then enter and exit shadasmar as I do have the perpendicularity of ruin in my pocket and then truthwack my way to the sandwich and summon my swarm of Dak hor monks and send them to attack the enemy whilst I acquire win-thins cereal.
  5. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    if only bold posts are canon I CAN DO THIS!!! I appear out of the emberdark and Sacrifice the kolas behind me teleporting My self to Taldain, after I grab the sandwich, then I do a barrel roll and land on the dark side in a pen of chickens using light weaving to conceal myself and start chomping on win-thins I then get eaten by a dragon.
  6. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    I appear out of the emberdark and Sacrifice the chasm fiend behind me teleporting My self to Scadrial, after I grab the sandwich cus I am a dokhor monk and can do that. I claim the sandwich. I then swap it with one of my fakes form my Burlap sack.
  7. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    Poll
  8. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    to use grammar and spelling Smelling in a horrendously horibal way such that I can imitatE any accent or Figur of speech of any pErson. this alsO gives me perfect hand Riteing forgery.
  9. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    it is Alcatraz. Adee is similar to mizzy from reckoners
  10. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    Wayne, THE Lopen, Adee Ecks, Gallodon, Hrathen and Jorgen are also just there so I can see there interaction.
  11. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    I run up to the MY sandwich which is being held by YouCantHaveMySandWich and use some good old fashioned Truthwacking to get it. I then notice it is missing a key ingredient to the perfect sandwich it has siracha and peanut butter BUT NO PICKLES!!! so I add some. and my get away using the talent of getting lost and land in a sandwich factory were I pick up some fakes for later.
  12. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    I don't have a job but I have made a couple of aircraft in X-plane, which is how they designed the Boing 777, so it counts. Hemalergy: 7/10. I want to see if anything special happens with a spike used as a metalmind. Alomancy: 8/10. How steelfields work. Feruchemy: 8/10. Unsealed Metalmind nonsense and connection manipulation.
  13. Shalash Fell From Da Sky
    I am an aircraft specialist who happens to read Sanderson, which causes me to occasionally have bouts of truthwatching truthwacking. I also ate 80% of Svorden because they had win-thins. I have read all of skyward, Mistborn & Secret History, also Elantris, Alcatraz, Warbreaker and part of WoK and steelheart but not the rest of reckoners.
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