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NerdSandwich

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  1. I destroy the sun and snatch the Sandwich.
  2. I am the opposite of busy as evident by my Shard presence
  3. Cool that's where he served actually! Congratulations!
  4. Heyyy I better not be considered a minion. 2825. Walk up to someone at a funeral for a guy you didn't know, touch them on the shoulder, and say "Hi, (my name here), I'm sorry about your dad," True story. Our names were the same and I guess we looked alike? 2826. Introduce yourself as 'Bob' without a K 2827. Frequently mention lice treatment (ok this is not a personal experience dw)
  5. The Surge of Gravitation
  6. Not being able to talk Because of Duct tape
  7. People who spell worse than autoincorrect.
  8. Autocorrect actually being helpful on someon bc they can't spell *coughs* *little sister*
  9. Magic dynamite shield breaker
  10. Ehhhh at least your siblings don't greet you with My little sisters often do "Hi, greaseball," "Who farted?" "I think a mosquito entered the room---or something the size of one" and more
  11. Yeahhhh Ummmm Dynamite idk
  12. I throw the moon at you and then steal the Sandwich.
  13. I don't have brothers I'd prefer them to sisters
  14. I've never played video games with anyone but my sisters. I am proud to say that I always beat them (superior hand-eye coordination)
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