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  1. ChipsAHoid
    Nooo glass stop being sad! We want you to exist
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    @SpartanBrigade
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    Just kill whoever accuses you of crimes. What could go wrong?!?!
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    No problem! I’d have likely done the same quite a bit if I wasn’t lurking for like a year before joining… If you could have a pet of any species from the Cosmere, which would it be?
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    I refuse to be imposed I knock on the door ”Surrender!”
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    Guys we might need to adopt a gremlen
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    *yeah ikr I’m so wonderful look at me pose*
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    I laugh menacingly “The smell of fear is so sweet. And you reek of it!” I follow the scent to the location of your appearance.
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    I just realized you probably don’t know this, but try to not post twice in a row. Usually wait until somebody else posts or try to edit the post. I’d recommend reading the site rules here, and this is and one that talks about double posting
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    Several men guard the door while more close in towards me. I draw my trusty rubber chicken and bring it into Windsta- (will make strikethrough when I’m not on mobile) Chickenstance, and prepare for an onslaught. I sidestep as one sends a massive cleave in my direction and block two more swords. I duck a fourth and attach a sticky note labeled “kick me” to his back. The men have no choice but to comply, and he is soon in a corner bawling. I throw a volley of raspberries, staining the uniforms of a few men red. I tie the shoelaces of two men together, causing them to trip. I charge the door, screaming bloody murder, and pin one of the guards to the wall, shaving off patches of his hair. As the men begin to waver, I press the screaming goat button and it is too much. They flee to their master, crying out as they run. The poor men they leave behind are glued to the floor with Elmer’s glue. I appear in a blaze before you, striking down men left and right with my glorious cheese hammer, bodies flying through the air. Two final guards stand between me and you. I hurl my hammer, sending one flying away, and pull out my axe. I spray the last guard in the mouth (yes, that kind of axe ), and pull out my sacrificial dagger, forgoing the monologue to lunge at you.
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    Nice! I also think that would be really cool
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    I begin dismantling your rebellion and charge into your meeting room
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    *eats*
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    Figured I might as well join this thingy *how to catch a cornered gremlen* *how to train your gremlen* *guys we should do that*
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    Is it just me or did the last quarter of school give anybody a new appreciation for the heralds? Every day I’d have to wake up early with like 7 or less hours of sleep and then be expected to do like standardized testing for 3 hours or do projects for each class worth like 10% of your grade each or do the PACER of all things (and then I got 100 and almost passed out, made the rest of that day so wonderful). I barely had the stamina to just show up to school let alone willingly go get tortured for years until I couldn’t stand it anymore

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      Yay?

    3. ChipsAHoid

      ChipsAHoid

      Is this skipping I hear of Eddie 

    4. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      Why yes of course

      i‘ve got more important things to do

      and I really am like a herald, I can’t take the torment as long

  18. ChipsAHoid
    Absolution of crimes
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    Nope Since you’re still in your room, I tp your house and turn you into a tp mummy
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    UV RAY How many legs do you even have!?!?!??!?
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    Uh… All of them… Opinion on how people act?
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    Well then I stick you with a toilet plunger
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    I run into your room and plunge my rubber chicken towards you
  25. ChipsAHoid
    It’s dead and rotting. You get sick
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