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  1. TruthwatchingRadiant
    I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
  2. TruthwatchingRadiant
    No, I win.
  3. TruthwatchingRadiant
    Stick before Stick, Stick before Stick, Stick before Stick.
  4. TruthwatchingRadiant
    I win.
  5. TruthwatchingRadiant
    Nur zwei Jahre.
  6. TruthwatchingRadiant
    Ich lerne Deutsch, aber ich bin nicht sehr gut.
  7. TruthwatchingRadiant
    Have you tried turning the sun off then back on?
  8. TruthwatchingRadiant
    I like audiobooks cause you can listen to them while you do something else, but sometimes nothing beats holding the real thing in your hands, I guess.
  9. TruthwatchingRadiant
    My memes are worse than that of your school hamster.
  10. TruthwatchingRadiant
    I win!
  11. TruthwatchingRadiant
    Whoa, whoa, whoa. How’d you know my CIA code name?
  12. TruthwatchingRadiant
    What have I done in making the Sandwich sentient?! I let the Sandwich grow teeth to bite you. You then accidentally drop it off the cliff. You spot the Sandwich peacefully swimming in a blue lake about half a mile away. But it’s about to drop off a waterfall.
  13. TruthwatchingRadiant
    If you couldn’t please your boss, how does the cow eject paper towels through his flint and steel? Flint and steeell!
  14. TruthwatchingRadiant
    2278. Coat yourself in onion snot.
  15. TruthwatchingRadiant
    No doubt.
  16. TruthwatchingRadiant
    2251. Orget someting n your psts.
  17. TruthwatchingRadiant
    Spam blank texts on your group chat.
  18. TruthwatchingRadiant
    Now what if that dialect spread throughout the Cosmere?!
  19. TruthwatchingRadiant
    I turn it into a seal-sandwich.
  20. TruthwatchingRadiant
    The sandwich grows eyes and legs and runs away. It becomes a Ghost and finds its way to the Ghost Realm. I see it make a Wall of Memes around itself. “Nobody gets me now!!” -Sandwich.
  21. TruthwatchingRadiant
    It’s Utah, if you’re on earth. So I made it to Urithiru, I trained there for a little while, but then I got assigned to go on an outing to find a “mysterious rumored power well” under the Shattered Plains, and seal it off so… I guess I’m going to try and control access to a Well of Investiture. Here we go…
  22. TruthwatchingRadiant
    So how exactly should I do this? The Ghost Realm seems so untouchable. Can you give me some tips?
  23. TruthwatchingRadiant
    It’s revealed that the Ghost Realm is just a figment of the Primal Aether’s imagination, or their version of imagination. I combine all the Aethers into one to gain access to the Ghost Realm. I come out right inside the sandwiches protections.
  24. TruthwatchingRadiant
    I use the Bondsmith Honorblade to merge the Ghost Realm with the Roshar Cognitive Subastral. I fly over to the Sandwich with my pet Star spren. I then hire Wreck-it-Ralph to break through the barriers. I now have Sandwich. I then give it to the local Sleepless faction base and tell them to protect it with their lives. They accept.
  25. TruthwatchingRadiant
    I deploy my army of Hemalurgically-enhanced gorillas to cut down the trees you’re swinging on, and to steal the sandwich for me. I’m about to put the sandwich in my mouth…
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