Conure1243

On 6/7/2026 at 12:05 AM, Deception said:

"So, would you like to switch to *almost gags* bedrock edition instead?", asks Deception. "Who wants to switch to *cough* bedrock edition *blech* ? I can switch it."

Heh.

Idk how I'm playing anymore

I'm a bedrock player...

20 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Problem was I was good at it.

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WHY DOES THIS IMAGE ALWAYS FIND ITS WAY BACK TO ME?!

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Dear god ussewa why???

Seconded

“I am smashed by Colorado as I walk by trying to figure out what the heck is going on.”
-Conure1243

This is one of my two posts in the battle for the sandwich 

Just now, Verdance said:

Hello

internet is internetting again

Hullo!

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

You know what I mean. I gave away that I live in Massachusetts 

Well of course I know

But who did you give it to?

This is coming from the person who was smashed by Colorado

Who did you give it to?

Just now, GG0z said:

Sorry, it’s 11:09 where I live, and I had a very brain breaking day, so I can’t grammar well

I can't grammar well.

No excuses for me

*checks timezones*

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

right

Clearly, you're write

Just now, Aeoryi said:

story prompt: two people look at a clock and each has the wrong time.

Huhhh...

*flashback to old and bad writing*

not touching that story again

1 minute ago, Through The Living Star said:

Oh yeah, in most of my imaginings I end up having my brain broken because interacting with people face to face changes things, and I start stuttering like a crazy person or something. 
Dang, even in my imagination I'm weird. 

My dreams literally insult me

Its kinda funny when I wake up, at least

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

I don’t think I would fall asleep, so I think I would spend my last moments with my friends. Maybe also if I had extra time, I would meet all of you face to face.

AAAAAAHHHHH socializing in person?!?!

Eh, I'm already paranoid to the point of believing I might know half of the Sharders I interact with

Just now, GG0z said:

SAME THING WITH MEEEEEEE!!! 

Like: 

“oh, you’re a sanderson fan too? Do you happen to be on the Shard?”

”Yes…”

”what’s your user?”
”Through the Living Star” (sorry if you didn’t want yours to come up. Sorry, Star)

”Oh! Mine’s GG0z!”

I can’t imagine the chaos after that

I DO THIS ALL THE TIME

IN MY DREAMS TOO

STAR STOP APPEARING IN MY FAMILY PORTRAITS

3 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Wait, there’s lore for me? Let me see!!

What wouldn’t go well for you?

Didn't go well,

and I was talking about telling my crush...

The lore is mostly in my head.

I don't keep lore docs on every single Sharder... yet

Hey CG0z! I just went to Godhome and beat false knight in under a minute

Just now, GG0z said:

I would like to stay up a little longer, just to say my goodbyes, and for example, tell my crush I like her. 

*adds to GG0z lore*

That, unfortunately, didn't go well for me...

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

The part about playing the sequel of a game before playing the original. No judgement, just wondering.

Hi, Gummy! (When you eventually get summoned by the ping)

 

Eh, video games have to depend on it more than a book would

1 minute ago, Usseewa said:

(I posted this somewhere else just now but)

Imagine if we all died tomorrow, or whenever we went to sleep. Imagine if you died when you went to sleep. You could stay up, or try, but you'd eventually die, and be miserable the whole time. Would you rather die peacefully, even unknowing, or stay up a bit longer awaiting the inevitable?

I'd try to fall asleep and fail

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Awesome!!

Dying isn’t very fun

That depends, my friend, on your definition of fun

3 minutes ago, GG0z said:

That’s… interesting 

Which part? Silksong, or the constant dying?

If it's Silksong, its because @GummyDragon bought it for me the day I finished Shattered Skies Draft 1

Just now, Usseewa said:

im alive!!!

I'm dying!

A lot!

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

The moment you play silk song you will appreciate the ability to heal three masks in the air

I played silksong first

Also, i'm just posting every time I die at this point

Just now, GG0z said:

Currently, I am practicing Rieding’s violin concerto in b minor op.35 movement 3

Have you been to path of pain yet?

I...

I...

I can't bear the thought

I already broke down yesterday when I learned White Palace and Path of Pain were different

I play some classical-ish fantasy type stuff, because that is what I like

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Imagine the pale king ordering all those buzz saws.

Ima cry now.

I just

want

the

stinking,

gollywonking,

bad bad bad,

freaking

voidheart.

Also, I don't really play in public...

Just at home

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

Cool. Not a band player, if you couldn’t tell. I’m a strings kid!

that’s right, I’m a weirdo!

You say that as if nobody noticed.

But you're on TLPL,

and that's a pretty strange place

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

Really? And you haven’t gotten sick? At all? I always cooked mine over charcoal

I think I get naturally charred

I'm sunburnt right now, for example

5 minutes ago, GG0z said:

You need to cook him properly first! Conure, do you know how to best cook you clone?

Uhhhh...

I've always eaten my clones raw

Just now, Usseewa said:

yum id love to see that

Please don't eat a fifth of one of my clones

Just now, Verdance said:

if you’re playing accordion , kindly relocate yourself to the afterlife

*Relocates*

Idk why,

I guess I play the accordion in my sleep

Just now, GG0z said:

Jeffery

lowercase. jeffery, not Jeffery

4 minutes ago, GG0z said:

*obtains 1.2 new brothers*

Poor jeffery has only a fifth of a very form.

Very grotesque.