Conure1243

9 minutes ago, Factor said:

Okay!

*drops meatballs and they make a dramatically loud sound that dramatically echoes through ikea*

Oops.

Shoot!

@Factor! You've angered the spirits of IKEA!

2 minutes ago, Factor said:

CHAAAAARGE!

Wait, is that possible? I never remember finding an exit. None of my friends who’ve gone to IKEA have ever been seen again.

One of them even wrote a fanfic-type thing about someone lost in ikea not able to find the exit that turned into horror. I haven’t seen them since. (Really. Albeit not because of ikea. I think. Possibly hope.)

Welp, do you have a flashlight or suspiciously glowing piece of meat?

(I left that second one at the volcano edge. Perhaps @GG0z could bring it down for us?"

3 minutes ago, Factor said:

Huh. That makes sense.

*noms meatballs* *takes tiny pencil* *is already lost*

Wonderful!

Let's go escape the Underworld!

AKA IKEA!

4 minutes ago, Factor said:

IKEA?! *attempts to enter* *mostly succeeds*

I know many conspiracy theories about IKEA. Do you think it’s a pocket dimension?

Perhaps

Ikea is the underworld, isn't it?

That would explain why its down the center of the volcano

There...

There are WAYYY more people than I thought

I approach the volcano,

but it turns out to be an entrance to Ikea, so I jump down into Ikea

There's an Ikea at the center of the Earth

*eats cinnamon disrespectfully*

At least... I think eating ghost cinnamon is disrespectful

"And?

I could have eaten you, I do that a lot"

Smiles

"Hullo!"

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

Okay! Who dies?

Technically, who dies first?

*kills random bystander*

That guy!

...

No, I'll pay for death to be involved, thanks!

Budget mustafar.

I don't got money

How 'bout we go to a volcano and have a dramatic duel over lava?

Look. I get it. Double post...

But I must revive this thread!

*Stabs wall*

3 minutes ago, GG0z said:

doesn't lily have like an infinite amount of fongers?

PErhaps

There's nothing to murder...

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

*lights fire with two stone*

oog need unidentifiable meat?

Uhhhhh...

Sure!

I'm more of a wildcard when I'm high on Lily's Fongers...

Surely it's not all her fongers though... too much meat for that

Ooh! I could be!
HEHEH

MOre evil cackle

Need some fire please

Just now, GG0z said:

it is...

GET SOME SLEEP. TAKE A NAP OR SMTH

please

Why would I sleep tho?

I'm just itred beyond all reason

4 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Oh! do you know who it is?

also, I already posted an AMA, so that's a thing now...

I don't remember

Saw the AMA, just don't have anything to ask

I didn't sleep till 1...

I think it's showing in my tone

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

that's... an interesting choice

I think they'd also become quite popular

6 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I never made one... and it's too late to make one now, so AMA time!

I'm pretty sure somebody made one after a year on the Shard once

Right around the same time I joined, actually

*Throws an alligator east*

I just went back to my intro post...

I was greeted by Coder, Through the Living Glass, TalnFan, Vielence, etc.

Huh

In my experience, you have to say stupid things

like for example:

"The evil doors are trying to puke on me"

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

what?

you want to be famous for your art, or am I understanding wrong?

You are not famous for anything

and it makes it hard to include references from you in my art

Just now, GG0z said:

I am not famous for anything

 

thankfully

Maybe for you

I have artwork to try and do