The Great Wyver
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Smaller citizens "Ohhh. Rabies. And babies. Got it. Wait, where do babies come from, then, if not my bite? And why can I bite racer-ist people but not not-race-em Humans?"
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IDK her family and friends are dead so I think she has the right to be depressing "But... biting can give babies. I don't wanna give babies. The hospital people say babies are bad!"
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"Well, since humans only like people who speak like them -I've heard of race-em, mind you!- if I speak like them, maybe they'll realize dragons aren't so evil! And I won't go to Human hospitals, I've seen how they sacrifice people!"
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The Great Wyver replied to Shard of Reading's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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"Well, my bag is none of your business. And I heard the Humans in the hospital- they said 'We have a preg-ant woman in room 12,' not 'Mrs. July is in room 12', so there!"
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NO NO NO he had a SPATULA and he was COOKING it along with the SNAKE before he gave it to CEROUGE! "Um... in my bag or of the Human, Mr Preg-ant?"
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The Great Wyver replied to Shard of Reading's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
what...I don't get what you're trying to do to me? -
"Yeah. I see Humans cracking open eggs and juice comes out!" aka just the stuff inside of eggs
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Don't you dare encourage Cerouge with dr*gs "Um... he had this thing that looked like one of their mini-swords, but it was bigger and didn't have tips but a flat edge... he had egg juice on it..."
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"Oh, some Human who was about to put it on some flames. But as soon as he saw me we made this expression-" Cerouge mimicked the average person's expression of fear "-and tossed it at me!" Why do you want me to pull out dr*gs?
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"Oh, I have many many fun collectibles Mr Preg-ant, but they're mostly Human stuff so I don't think you'd be too interesting. You see this everyday, right?" Cerouge pulled out a dead snake out of her stuffed satchel. I almost pulled out dr*gs instead
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Cerouge is just a little dragon guy, she doesn't unserstand pregnancy! Or, um, preg-ant.
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"Why do you wanna know?"
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"Why should I?" Cerouge held up her two very stuffed satchels. "I'm carrying this, aren't I?" (it's maybe 15 lb) Size does not equal strength!! Stop trying to kill Cerouge you never will!! She's too innocent to take your threats seriously!!
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"I'd just fly right up Mr. preg-ant Human!" she has WINGS
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"OK. So, what does preg-ant feel like?" This is very entertaining I'm not just on here I'm planning how to do very very funny pokemon strategies on Butter rn
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"Well, when they were doing some stuff to a human with preg-ant, they were going to clean their mini-swords because it might have germs, and it implied germs were bad."
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I cannot allow subject changing. "Naw, that's probably full of germs. Anyways, you implied you have preg-ant?" preg-ant
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"Go where?" Cerouge said innocently. "Is there a reason you don't like preg-ant? Wait, do you have preg-ant?" oh, cerouge, my sweet innocent child
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"Oh. Well, I'm not too sure, as I don't think dragons get silly things like preg-ant."
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IDK i just listed some common... issues "OK. Well, um, why'd you ask me?"
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"Well, um, the humans make this big boxes that i heard are called hospitals, and inside they were doing unspeakable things to a man because he had cancer. Every time I pass by they're always treating some wierd human thing. Cancer. Ar-thur-irtes. Pri-g-nat."
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The Great Wyver replied to Shard of Reading's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
*dodges then runs faster than he can* *decks him again while kidnapping him profesionally* -
Like half-of-a-foot tall, and maybe 3 ft long at the most "Well, I dunno! But I've never heard of dragons getting silly human stuff like, um whatsit called- Can-ceer? Can-ker? Cancer?"
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