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The Great Wyver

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  1. "Ib ibf oper?" Cerouge mumbled.
  2. Cerouge had fallen asleep 5 words through, and was snoring softly by the time he finished.
  3. "No. What's Cap-it-ism?"
  4. It was "corruption" in Cerouge's bad pronounciation of Human words "What's luke-ret-ice? And what's a busy-nes?"
  5. They're just... not on rn. And we're with them rn too. I'm on Divine's shoulder. "So are you still trying to, um, what's the human word? Cer-uh-pet me? To make me rob Humans?"
  6. "That most doesn't mean all? Sure did! I also know scientific notation! And how many squirrels can get me a satchel at the Dragon Market!"
  7. "That's why I said mostly. I don't count."
  8. "Naw. One potentially deadly if used correctly pane of glass is better than one potentially deadly if used correctly shard of glass. Size is everything. Mostly."
  9. "Well, um, in the market, some Human was selling some. When I asked about them, he said 'Take it! Just don't hurt me!' I mean, my talons don't hurt that much... right?" Cerouge glanced at her talons. "Aaaah, whatever."
  10. "Already have it." Cerouge pulled out a small frame of colored, tempered glass in the design of a Blue jay. "And MINE is better." she didn't steal it i swear
  11. Nor do I But I'm pleased to be enterataining *ahem* let us continue the show RP Cerouge was not interested in the 'Human' version of 'unique', apparently.
  12. We just have people spectating our conversation I don't know how I should feel about that I might not be here all next week... And uh probably not a lot of tomorrow either, I have things to do But I'll be here until very late today and some bit tomorrow and most of monday soo...
  13. "Interesting, Human, not-easy-to-find-stuff." Cerouge said, glaring at the rock.
  14. "OK? It's still a rock. Don't want it." I'm glad i could amuse you
  15. "A rock? But you can find these everywhere! Here, I don't want it." Cerouge gave it back to Mr. Preg-ant.
  16. "Well, that guy from my story was politerest."
  17. "Tell what? That he was robbing? No way! Robbers are a lot less polite!"
  18. "But he wasn't robbing! You are!" little does Cerouge know...
  19. I edited it whooooopsie daisyyy
  20. Cerouge shall always be innocent, even if it's dark sometimes. "Only the hydra. Otherwise, Humans seem pretty nice! Like, I met this one guy who was running from a Hospital. This Hospital was full of coins, though, and he looked in a rush. I asked if he needed anything and he said to 'distract the police'. He said it so politely, and even though I never saw him again, well, he was nice!" "And what's a dibberse?"
  21. "Well, I dunno Mr. Preg-ant, it don't seem like Humans like being robbed." @SpartanBrigade
  22. Are you trying to corrupt Cerouge? And failing? "But... I took something from a Human once... and he got really really mad... I mean, do Humans care about vases that much? It was so dusty inside too, it's like he never cleaned it! And when I dropped it, he started crying. Probably because there was dust everywhere and he had to clean it- but case in point Mr. Preg-ant, I don't think Humans like robbing."
  23. "But I don't wanna upset the Humans!" Cerouge said. "Divine, do people like getting robbed?" @IcedOutPenguin
  24. "What's wobbin? And, uh what kind of rare collectibles?"
  25. "If you can explain Human Healer things like germs, you can explain where babies come from!" I'm sorry Spartan, she must always be a wrongly curious dragon child.
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