Smaller citizens
"Ohhh. Rabies. And babies. Got it. Wait, where do babies come from, then, if not my bite? And why can I bite racer-ist people but not not-race-em Humans?"
IDK her family and friends are dead so I think she has the right to be depressing
"But... biting can give babies. I don't wanna give babies. The hospital people say babies are bad!"
"Well, since humans only like people who speak like them -I've heard of race-em, mind you!- if I speak like them, maybe they'll realize dragons aren't so evil! And I won't go to Human hospitals, I've seen how they sacrifice people!"
"Well, my bag is none of your business. And I heard the Humans in the hospital- they said 'We have a preg-ant woman in room 12,' not 'Mrs. July is in room 12', so there!"
Don't you dare encourage Cerouge with dr*gs
"Um... he had this thing that looked like one of their mini-swords, but it was bigger and didn't have tips but a flat edge... he had egg juice on it..."
"Oh, some Human who was about to put it on some flames. But as soon as he saw me we made this expression-" Cerouge mimicked the average person's expression of fear "-and tossed it at me!"
Why do you want me to pull out dr*gs?
"Oh, I have many many fun collectibles Mr Preg-ant, but they're mostly Human stuff so I don't think you'd be too interesting. You see this everyday, right?" Cerouge pulled out a dead snake out of her stuffed satchel.
I almost pulled out dr*gs instead
"Why should I?" Cerouge held up her two very stuffed satchels. "I'm carrying this, aren't I?" (it's maybe 15 lb)
Size does not equal strength!!
Stop trying to kill Cerouge you never will!!
She's too innocent to take your threats seriously!!
"OK. So, what does preg-ant feel like?"
This is very entertaining
I'm not just on here I'm planning how to do very very funny pokemon strategies on Butter rn
"Well, when they were doing some stuff to a human with preg-ant, they were going to clean their mini-swords because it might have germs, and it implied germs were bad."
"Well, um, the humans make this big boxes that i heard are called hospitals, and inside they were doing unspeakable things to a man because he had cancer. Every time I pass by they're always treating some wierd human thing. Cancer. Ar-thur-irtes. Pri-g-nat."
Like half-of-a-foot tall, and maybe 3 ft long at the most
"Well, I dunno! But I've never heard of dragons getting silly human stuff like, um whatsit called- Can-ceer? Can-ker? Cancer?"