OKOKOK my grades arent that bad
Also, I know it isn't one line, but I want the world to know my priorities:
"-I grab Vindication III
-I go to Scadrial
-I eat some conveniently placed Lerasium I did not steal from the local farmer's market
-I go up to Wax
-I introduce myself as a young, innocent, humble, child who wants to make a book about Wax's life
-He lets me in
-I pull a 'whoopsie' on him
THE END!!" - @Wyver