I'm scared now
Kaladin: What's it like being tall?
Syl: Is it nice?
Lift: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Wyndle: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
*Kaladin's helping Syl out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Lift: How does Syl look?
Wyndle: A little better than you, actually.
Kaladin: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Shallan: Nope, absolutely not.
Lift: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Navani: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Dalinar: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Hoid: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Kaladin: Thanks fam!
Lift: Oh no.
Dalinar: *cries* I love you too.
Hoid: Sounds fake, but okay.
Navani: *A flustered mess*
Shallan: Can I get a refund?