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I burn cadmium and enclose @Kaladin Stormcursed in a personalised cadmium bubble, and I reach in super fast and snatch the Sandwich back

WIZBIRB type: TVC (terminal velocity chilli)

But I have the Sandwich

BECAUSE MY FAKE DUPED YOU ALL AND I STILL HAVE THE SANDWICH

Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the haemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken languege, it corrupts pig liver. Ash, unhindered yo peeps can we try to not cut off sentences so short, bc i feel that this could be better if we don't constantly keep changing to new points. this is still hilarious btw.

AND THE FANS GO WIIIIIIIILLLLLLDDDD! Hi guys

You not existing as a byproduct.

One week of peace and searching later, I discovered the words of the Stoneward 3rd Ideal. Even at my own loss, I will support others in whatever ways I can.

I return.

Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the haemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken languege, it corrupts

I return from a weeks-long meditation, and use my newly gained wisdom to craft an (almost) perfect, sentient replica of Sandwich, in secret, and make away with the real Sandwich.

When you see Kaladin's face staring at you out of the Sandwich press.

Theist

Lucky. I got my dad to read the prologue of WOK but he really just hasn't read enough to like it.

Remember, your spren can change shape.

BATHEM, go and catch those them's, I think they're criminals, GOTHEM city is lucky to have you BATHEM, your a great them. New Disney version of Batman, we gotta keep it inclusive guys peoples.

Bro, I have been playing a sketchy game with my parent's, trying to get them to let me read some Cosmere on my upcoming week-long camping trip. Then I also have to slow myself down so I actually have books to read while I'm camping. Its a hard life being a Sanferfan. That is my life, when I'm trying to persuade my parents that they aren't classical "fantasy" books.

Ahem, acctualllly you mean BATHEM.

Amidst the confusion, @ChipsAHoid loses the Sandwich as I snatch it away elscalling away to New Mexico.

I use my crystal ball and view the completed sandwhich lying alone and disregarded by @SpartanBrigade. I set out, to claim this sandwich once and for all.

WAT Spoiler Agree, but you should probably mark this as a spoiler.