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  1. Right. The train would be crumpled by the sandwich. Nutella. Easy. Do you have any allergies?
  2. I snap a salute. "Yes sir!" I snap my fingers and sel explodes, the sandwich flying through space directly into my hand. "Mission accomplished"
  3. I start tearing up at your kindness, then swear my loyalty to you. I forget about the game entirely. Hello good sir!
  4. I pull of spartanbrigade's face and it turns out it was actually me the whole time! I slap you, grab the sandwich and disappear back the the physical realm with it. @SpartanBrigade wakes up with a bad headache. I walk over to conveniently placed 5 numbered doors and put the sandwich behind one of the doors. Then I put on a suit, grab a mic, and wait for the first contestant in my new gameshow, Fiiiiind the SANDWICH!
  5. Hah nice, love that game. Won't actually end up eating lunch Totally!
  6. 2247. Trip and end up accidentally commandeering 3 planes and accidentally flying them into a couple really tall buildings
  7. Bro how'd you know TPBM is a gooby goofer
  8. Heyo! Uhh How's your day???
  9. 2231. End every sentence with "by the way you smell!!!!" By the way you smell!!!!
  10. Real 3 more years left but that'll be much less because of reasons
  11. *tears up* I... I remember those days. *sobs* *snif*TPBM has played spy vs spy
  12. I don't know whether to be impressed or horrified that you spent the time writing all that 7/10
  13. I really recommend the hunger games series if you haven't read it (though it's kinda depressing). Also another I love is the Maze Runner series. Obviously the entire cosmere Another that I haven't read in a long time but I really liked was the book Last Day on Mars by Kevin Emerson
  14. Granted, but you have the worst cramp in your hands. I wish to make enough progress
  15. Definitely not but I know one. TPBM has a dog
  16. 2216. Imagine using anything else other than Gmail.
  17. 2211. Use both phone and computer. 2212. Just open everything inside Gmail.
  18. 2208. Discern that a person is using a computer because they say 3 lines when I have 8
  19. 2206. Be driving down the street, and you crash and fly through the windshield, right into a cactus. Stumble away from the cactus and fall through a manhole. Then, you finally get out, but somebody pours gasoline on your head, and someone by chance flicks a cigarette right at you, and you burst into flames. Then you run through the streets screaming with your whole body aflame, accidentally running directly into 50,000 tons of tnt.
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