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    Oh my God why was that so sad out of nowhere Ferences nodded approvingly. “You are wise young one and I am very proud of you. Anytime somebody exhibits race-em you go and you bite them.”
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    “Yes well, my name is Ferences and we’re not in a hospital as you may have noticed. And Hospital Humans are a cruel bunch, they don’t even use proper names,” He crouched down and whispered conspiratorially. “That’s why you should never go to the hospital. Ever. Even if you’re dying.”
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    “In your bag, and please, you can call me Ferences.” He smiled
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    Oh he was just eating an egg with a spoon? WAIT HE WAS EATING RAW EGG WITH A SPOON? ”Ah…” Ferences glanced around to see if anyone else was nearby to save him from the conversation. “Dead snakes aside anything else?”
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    “…Egg juice?” Wait what is she talking about I genuinely can’t tell
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    Drugs make for peak comedy “Oh how kind,” Ferences said. “Did he by chance have anything shiny on him?”
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    NO YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE DRUGS THAT’D BE FUNNY Wait there ARE two satchels… “Mmm,” Ferences studied the snake. “Well you do see a snake every now and again but we don’t usually hang them up as decoration. Who… sold that to you?”
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    Ferences leaned in conspiratorially. “Well you see I actually have a passion for rare collectables.”
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    Ferences nodded looking impressed. “Very nice Miss Cerouge. What’s in there anyway?”
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    “Oh yes you would wouldn’t you,” Ferences mused. “Mmm…” He reached into his cloak and emerged with a large stone. “Say, do you think you could fly while carrying this?”
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    “If I were to drop you off a cliff would your friends be upset with me?”
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    “You’re right they are bad. Imagine tiny insects so small you can’t see them. Even insects can’t see them. These tiny insects make people sick.” We love Professor Ferences
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    “How do you know about germs? Tell me about germs.”
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    Ferences forced a smile. Glancing around he spotted a discarded fruit on the ground. “Oh look a rare and unique fruit,” He said cheerfully. “Maybe if you eat it you’ll be blessed.” We love extremely subtly changing the subject
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    He glanced down at her. “Let’s not go there.”
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    “I was inquiring as to what dragons do for medicine,” He replied.
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    This medieval place has modern medicine? Also imagine you get to live in Middle Earth but die of cancer that would suck “Yes Miss Cerouge I’m quite familiar with hospitals,”
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    He sighed. “Yes it’s called cancer Miss Cerouge. Where did you even hear about cancer?”
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    Ferences eyed the pseudodragon. “What do you do Miss Cerouge?” How big is Cerouge?
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    *opens eye* Hey… guys… I need the ER… please help *passes out*
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    Australia
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    *collapses*
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    Ow please stob this is bery uncalled bor
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    Ow by mose
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    Bread
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