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Through The Living Ash

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  1. 2 hours ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

    You appear to have gone off course, as you find yourself running (literally) into the sunset.

    Clone, still wearing glitter armour, flies past you at near light speed, and tapping zinc and steel, is able to steal the sandwich from you.

    He then rams straight into a solid brick wall, still travelling at near-light speeds. 

  2. 1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

    "Yeah, you know, try lifting yourself up with the wind. And then you can control where you go, and it will feel like being the wind again."

    Bob pushed back with all his might as his body began to go numb. He didn't know what was happening to himself or who was doing it to him, all he knew was that he could not let it happen. 

    The pressure faltered as Bob pushed back against it, and an emotion - deep, barely contained hatred - flashed through him as they connected. A moment passed, and suddenly the force pressed into Bob with renewed vigor, sending a sharp spike of pain through his mind as it drilled deeper. 

  3. 1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

    The hidey hole, being an impregnable hidey hole and also being deeper than the cement you have, is not filled. I yoink the Sandwich back from @NerdSandwich after quickly kicking her off to the moon and put the Sandwich in my most secure safe in the hidey hole.

    The hidey hole spontaneously combusts. A camelopard falls from the sky. 

  4. In Mutiny, the lines “this statue, the god of the sun. Don’t know where it’s from, but here’s where we found all these cows to hunt. Right in front. And hunger is so heavy (hunger is so heavy)” is the same tune as Zeus from the first song: “A mission to kill someone’s son, a foe who won’t run, unlike anyone you have faced before. Say no more. I know that I’m ready. I don’t think you’re ready.”

  5. 19 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

    So... I made a New Year's Resolution to finish my book this year. And as of today, I have added approximately...

    10 words.

    So I'm going to try this. If anybody is interested, I'll PM you the new chapter (or more realistically few pages) at a REGULAR INTERVAL. This is the most important part. I need to feel like I must deliver. 

    Give feedback in thread. This is just to see who I should send the first chapter to.

    I’d be willing to help with this. 

  6. 38 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

    "But this is totally different. Killing a force of nature versus murdering a human. And a child no less, this changes things," Bob thought.

    Bob looked down and sighed. "Well lets see... What if you try to make yourself fly, then you can feel more like yourself again?"

    Aghhhhh! Aghhhhh! Aghhhhh!

    The voice screamed in frustration. Without warning, Bob sensed its presence expanding, pressing deep into his mind, and his limbs started to feel numb. 

  7. 2 hours ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

    I jump into the scene with a giant screen and start playing this video.

    I’m assuming that’s a rickroll…

    1 hour ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

    NOOOOOO, MY ONE WEAKNESS! I throw several grenades at the screen.

    I then advance towards the Sandwich.

    The grenades bounce harmlessly off the screen. 

  8. 12 minutes ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

    I hit the bird down with a crossbow and grab the Sandwich from its claws. I convince the angry mob to keep you busy.

    I Soothe away the mob's anger and the people disperse. Under my orders, multiple fish with legs rush over to you wielding spears and laser guns. 

  9. 1 hour ago, Katalri_105 said:

    I shoot an arrow at your hand, and give the ferret a full 6 person tea set in exchange for retrieving the sandwich as you are reasonably distracted by the arrow in your now bleeding hand.

    The arrow wrenches itself through my hand and turns around, sniping the ferret through the neck. 

    1 hour ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

    A falcon swoops down, mauls you, and steals the Sandwich. It returns to me and gives me the Sandwich

    Or at least tries to. As it approaches you, the falcon freezes perfectly still in midair, then starts slowly drifting backwards. 

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