Clarkmon22
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I burst out of you stomach and Sandwich fixes reality can we stay in reality *grovel*grovel*grovel* please
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I break unreality and unbreak myslef, bringing us to UnUnreality
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eat you
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WTHeck happened to the sandwich I fix reality and Lash the safe door away from the safe, because the aluminum was melted in the forge. I grab the sandwich and then The Sandwich Ascends to the Shard of Sandwich, becoming the Ruler of Like Everything
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kill everyone
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Retrial
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my fist
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I go to wherever Rusting Callisto is (I haven't read cytoverse in a while is it from there?) by A-steel compounding through space (I use my kandra powers to use fermentation to breath) and shoot past you, grabbing the sandwich and un-un awakening it, with the command "Drink Coffee." It immediately starts pounding a Cafe Misto
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depression
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incoherent A story built one word at a time
Clarkmon22 replied to dezaS's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the haemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken languege, it corrupts pig liver. Ash, unhindered by gods, used GODHOOD to flood -
wdym is what allowed just ask @AltonicKeys
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eat the whole universe
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oh yeah iv seen that what does RP stand for? bomb in your computer
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A: My uncle is a major Sanderson nerd and gave me mistborn, dint read them for a while, then got back into it and read the whole cosmere in Abt 8 months B.) I read on the Coppermind to clarify some things and found the 17th shard C.) It's been my username for about 8 years now, and I use it for about everything
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??
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TLR
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I actually was not burned up, the midnight spores that permeate my being protected me, and now I Awaken the Sandwich to "Follow Me" and we walk through a conveniently placed perpendicularity and into the Spiritual Realm.
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I know he was going to call ruin decay in mistborn prime and stuff Vin
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aight
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I shoot the shackled dream
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oh ok so he was working in tandem with the power of honor
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I wake up and authorize a hostile takeover of the company that you rent from, and demolish your base with you inside it, but not before Lashing the Sandwich out the window towards my waiting arms and flying off into the sunset with it by my side.
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ok sorry abt double posting, but are you saying that if Kelsier took up a shard he wouldn't be considered a vessel at all?
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also, I think one of the messages Brandon has been trying to push is that no one would make a good shard like literally everyone who tries SUCKS and they acknowledge that
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I know its been a while, but shouldn't you spoil that?
