Clarkmon22

I un-redie and lick the sandwich, (I dont take it) and hide and hope that @Uninteligenius doesn't kill me

Im literally an aluminum gnat what r u talking about

Do rotten dead bodies count

2324. Listening to @YouCantHaveMySandwich

Yes. Szeth killed hundreds, didn't he? What's one more? BTW JK Just to clarify

yall *sigh* Understatement of the year It is an Indie platforming game (if you don't play games, think Mario but you play as a cute little bug and kill other slightly less cute bugs) The entire world and everything in it was hand-draw by one guy, the coding was done by 1.5 people, the music was done by one guy (and the score SLAPPPPS), and the PR and cutting of trailers and stuff was split amongst the team. The original was a Kickstarter and the new game, Silksong, was announced almost 7 years ago, and the developers said that it would come out within a year multiple times, but no true release date UNTIL NOW!!! The original was awesome (IGN gave it a 9.4/10)and the new one is currently the most wishlisted game on Steam (a like game marketplace) Sorry for the freaking yapuccino (I'm not passionate about this at all, can't you tell?) I might have also been a tad aggressive... 2322. spamming teamcherry

The physical stuff comes October, right? I got the digital but forgord Abt the book and stuff Nale

I undie and I grab my wife (? idk and IDC at this point) and we go to... the Czech Republic to eat whatever cool food they have there

that's because I already ate it. I walk out of the restaurant with the Sandwich (bc I broke it out) and it and I uhhh... we get married that's right I'm a newlywed deal and my partner is coming on my honeymoon with me me and the sandwich go to croquet at the top of a Horneater Peak and dive into the water just for fun

no time we're in the spiritual realm

You've got all the charisma of a chasmfiend's molted shell You're like a hemalurgic spike through the wrong bindpoint, painful and completely useless If you were a shard, you'd be Mediocrity You've got less initiative then a bridgman waiting to die Even khriss wouldn't write about you, and she writes about dirt You’re the Atium shadow of a guy tripping over his own boots, you're predictably pathetic You’ve got the raw Investiture of a dun mark and the Intent of wet chull dung.

2310: not having believed in the existence of Silksong (*cough*cough*everyone I know except for me *cough*cough*)

Warbreaker spoilers Toid- a pondhopper frog, can be both a jerk and the coolest frog ever

2307. not putting a colon or period after the number

Wind and truth spoilers

tape doesn't work

chopping off the head

being successful in recruiting only like 2/ the 10 bajjilion people that I know to be a sanderfan and threatening them if they don't read all of the main Cosmere books before the physical materials come out for the rpg

I make her do the dirty dishes

While you are all talking about Dune, which I got bored of after the second book, I grab the sandwich and Invest it with my power, making it the new Shard of Sanndwich-Honornessystuff. It starts its killing spree

also not having had played more than once, but having read the guidebook and having had played the Cosmere rpg (wow that sounded like high imperial)

Being an Aasimar and using celestial res to counter the Necro damage

But Cultivation is off of roshar, right?

What are you implying? I haven't read or played stonewalkers yet, but I'm pretty sure they talk about the last honorblade there... are you saying it's like literally "Honor's Blade? or that honor favored the original owner... and made them a b;lade out of his power???

How would he have learned about a third art, then? He wouldn't have any way of knowing about it, right?