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  1. dezaS
    Gets a vaporized Vaporeon janitor screaming STOP PUTTiNG POKÈMON IN! Inserts a flamewar
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    Gets a large explosion blowing bits of glaceon and vending machine everywhere. Inserts a fan remover
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    Gets a bi eevee with a note that says: Inserts explosives but doesn't light them
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    Gets a kandra in a Sylveon body, back out through the coin slot. Quit inserting pokemon! she cries as she inserts the Elendel Daily broadsheet.
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    Granted, but... ...your candy bracelet is your only friend. I wish for fifty thousand dollars worth of gold, legally mine, that I may legally sell.
  6. dezaS
    When I find myself in theory trouble, Brando Sando comes to me Speaking Words of Brandon, let us see. At every random signing he is standing right in front of me Speaking Words of Brandon, let us see. Let us see, let us see, let us see, let us see! Speak the Words of Brandon, let us see! And when the broken hearted shippers living in the world agree There will be a RAFO, let us see. Shalladin may be parted, there is still a chance that they will be, There will be a RAFO, let us see. Let us see, let us see, let us see, let us see There will be a RAFO, let us see. Let us see, let us see, let us see, let us see Tell us Words of Brandon, let us see! Let us see, let us see, let us see, let us see! Whisper Words of Brandon, let us see, see! And when the Shroud hangs low there is still a light upon Yumi! Talk about the Ghostbloods, let us see! I'm list'ning to old Brando Sando ramble incoherently! Giv'n us Words of Brandon, let us see! And let us see, let us see, let us see, let us see! Give us Words of Brandon, let us see! And let us see, let us see, let us see, let us see! Give us Words of Brandon, let us see!
  7. dezaS
    "Ay! don't eat heem!" -Bat'Chor.
  8. dezaS
    who passed Wind and Truth.
  9. dezaS
    was imprisoned in Wind and
  10. dezaS
    You lose for increasing by more than one. 2317.73828537292929737372828929292929919191919919191919119919191881818182763636364674748381919919191919199191919199191919999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999191919191919191919999991919191919191
  11. dezaS
    Granted. It's up to me to dictate what you should do. You should revoke the last bane, leaving me and my girlfriend in bliss. also does that mean shes narcissistic? Revoke that too. Now it reads: You should also get in a lions cage and start putting your fingers up its nose. I wish for a boon.
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    But of course, since I'm James Bondsmith, I don't need a parachute. I use an Adhesion lashing as I touch the plane and climb into the cockpit.
  13. dezaS
    You are now Shallan Davar. I wish for a girlfriend.
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    Ba-Ado-Mishram being the name of
  15. dezaS
    Shreds and ejects the disemboweled shiny luxio in a maid dress. Inserts the Sylspear
  16. dezaS
    Ejects a disemboweled shiny Luxio in a maid dress. Inserts the vending machine into itself
  17. dezaS
    the WaT spoiler period, Ba-Ado-Mishram
  18. dezaS
    You know. But the context no longer applies (ie the show ceased to have ever existed). I wish.
  19. dezaS
    1742: Spill a part* on your pet *of your drink
  20. dezaS
    @सत्य हेर्ने ahem. wish? skip me
  21. dezaS
    Folr stands in the breeze, his mullet blowing in the air behind him, his shirt riddled with bullet holes. Just kidding, he lies down and takes a nap. He's tired. Pewter does that to a body.
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    @Just_a_Fan gets a wrench and a disemboweled shiny luxio. Inserts the phone number for the repair company
  23. dezaS
    Wayne Terrisborn and Steris Harms
  24. dezaS
    granted. And everything else too. I wish that Jeff Bezos gave me 1 000 000 dollars.
  25. dezaS
    Ker-zap! You get struck by lightning, forcing you to drop the sandwich. I swoop in out of my friend the Elsecaller's elsegate. The sandwich is Bing! in my hands as I walk down the hill and into the airport, get into a learjet and fly away like james bondsmith.
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