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Drominads and spoke Malwish to

claimed to be Ones Above

gets a jar with a knife in it and 2 kilos of dust blown out of the machine inserts unkeyed stormlight

the Tigerlantrians and the Sticks

You are now running an arc of 220 Volts at 50 Hertz through a stick. You smell burning and see smoke, but there's no flame yet. I wish Mistborn: Ghostbloods 1 would come out

against First Of The Sun

oh storms yes you have no rusting idea tpbm woke up an hour earlier than usual this morning (or at least felt like it)

moccasins. Stick and Tiger allied

Yes The Person below Me typed TPBM out in long-form today

"I'm a goner, somebody catch my breath" -Sun Tzu, Art of Surrender

My friend (yes another one) named Telsier (no relation to Tell or Kelsier) catches the banana and throws it at the sandwich: the sandwich trips. I am awed that Telsier has actually decided to show up but then he pulls out a gun and shoots me in le head

Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined

put me in a random place between W 121° and W 124° and between N 47° and N 49° please

Sazed (skipme)

@Βοηθήστε@सत्य हेर्ने

Derpy ahh shrimp (?) 25/24.5

sticks and tigers were fire metaphorically

Moash is words on a page. I think you are too deeply involved with your mental ideal of Moash to be objective.

looking back when 500 thousand words was this unattainable, impossible-to-write length

i should have tpbm changed their pfp today

no

I just got a car to tell me how to hotwire chatgpt

Sazed, meanwhile, quietly rebuilt Scadrial.

my name is human tpbm has tried unsuccesfully to convince someone to read mistborn

and skybreakers were the worst.