Water is wet.
The dictionary definition of wet is ¨Covered or saturated with water or another liquid substance.¨ Water is, essentially, billions of bonded H2O molecules, which are touching each other. If wet is a product of water, and water touching ____ makes _____ wet, then we can logically conclude that because water is touching itself, water is wet.
We can also take into account the nature of opposites. it is obvious that the opposite of wet is dry. Since we all know that water is definitely not dry, it should be clear that water is wet. You may say that, well there are inbetweens of wet and dry, such as, lets say, moist. *shudders* but ultimately, moist *shudders again* is just wet to a lesser degree.
SO, my conclusion is that water is wet, just like fire is hot, and earth is... well... earthy.
Yes, I know Im a little late, but I felt the need to stake my claim.