No your right.
brian is weird.
when I was a kid, I named my pet rock brian... (cue the flashback)
brian and I would play together.....
take walks together......
have fun together.....
until one day.
¨your not allowed to keep a rock in the house!!¨
And I never saw brian again...
Well that was weird. umm.
suffice to say, brian is not a name option 4 me