I played a game like this on chess.com OTF. it was boring after a while, cuz people would just be like "i sTOle YouR crOwN. NoW i aM tHe KinG!"
Then I left.
I eat their not legs and steal someone's rip-off sandwich.
I then realized it is not THE sandwich, so I go hunting for a wild THE sandwich with my arsenal of Brandon Sanderson's books to use as projectiles