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Kansas Stormcursed

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  1. Wouldn’t surprise me Oh yeah there’s also ingesting just about any of the heavy elements
  2. Apps=applications, shorthand for taking a section of kata and figuring out how it would apply in a fight. So mean living apps=the mean apps that leave people still living so they can experience the pain
  3. Ohh yeah I forgot about radiation that was dumb I was literally talking to somebody about that earlier today
  4. I’ll show y’all some of the mean living apps sometime whenever I finally go to Dragonsteel if y’all want
  5. It’s hard to be mean with death, I’m much better at being mean while keeping people alive. Which is honestly worse What other methods do you know?
  6. Those are just the simple ones I’m from a whole dojo of people who have the most love I’ve ever seen and come up with the meanest applications ever Cool! I’ll have my friend translate it
  7. Bet Suffocation is pretty fine Burning alive is also nice Making them bleed out through lots and lots of cuts is also great you can also slowly crush like their ribcage Or you know the notch at the bottom of your breastbone? There’s a little v-shaped bone in there—DON’T MESS WITH IT AS WILL BECOME EVIDENT IN A SECOND—called the xiphoid process; if you hit it right it can break off and lacerate the lungs and other organs, which can cause death if left untreated. There’s also the twister, which just snaps their spine, though it might only cause paralysis
  8. *hugs* *gives umbrella and candle, ‘cause flame makes everything better* *hugs* Hugs never run out The concept is technically accurate, but tornadoes occur because that happens on a really massive scale. You might make a mini-cyclone, but it wouldn’t be really noticeable, although that would be so cool Yeah I really don’t like that feeling *hugs* I always hear either my sensei or my non-blood sister when I talk to myself *hugs* Parents are really hard, I’m sorry What song is that? Now I wanna go listen to it *hugs* That really sucks, I’m sorry I heard people talking about murder…how mean should this murder be? I have many ways
  9. 1830. Constantly suggest defenestrating people for fun.
  10. The world It hates certainty
  11. Ah, but I pull a suicide kip up into the drop splits and take the Sandwich as it falls from your distracted, awestruck hand.
  12. Fun stuff.

    @Heřãłðøfľõvê and I and a bunch of other dojo folks were at the anniversary of our dojo in Arkansas, and there was karaoke (I’ll post a vid or two once I get them from the people who recorded them).

    Also I got a new gi. It’s Boba Fett.

    Spoiler

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    Also hi. Now ya’ll know what I look like.

  13. “No problem. Mine are acting up too. Wanna help me stare at this Sandwich and keep people from stealing it?”
  14. I hand you a Kleenex. “Gesundheit”
  15. I summon the bunker back from the void. It bonks Unintelligenius on the head and he drops the Sandwich into my hand; I give him the leatherbound to be nice.
  16. I was summoned Good fight? Unwanted fight?
  17. Not my cave! I escape right before you explode the cave flee with the Sandwich
  18. As you hand off the Sandwich I fall from the sky, nab the Sandwich from your hand, and keep falling through a tunnel (which seals behind me) to my cave.
  19. *hug* Authors can be not great sometimes. Don’t discount a book though, just ‘cause the author is bad, especially since you already got the book
  20. Oh yeah I can’t beat that
  21. I didn’t say it was letters for example, “ime” becomes something akin to an n with a dot and a flourish
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