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Vyzkel

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  1. Ooo stretching, a very important component of physical fitness.
  2. I’ve done worse.
  3. I make a t-shirt with that printed on it.
  4. “Do you realize how hard it is to wash out glitter?” He says with malice.
  5. ??? I thought you were just gonna catch the bullet or something idk.
  6. Oh wait really? I look in horror at the corpse, then steal the Sandwich and run away.
  7. Thanks for the follow! (Tbh I thought I was already following you)

  8. Vyz’s face turns from fearful to stone-cold, he looks at his glitter-covered clothes in anger.
  9. I just use my phone, it comes with its ups and downs.
  10. “Oh come on,” Vyz says, he still struggles in the chair as the lit fuse continues to burn out.
  11. Me, not knowing who Gandalf the Gray is, shoot you in the face with my real gun.
  12. I have the bell for when I’m mentioned or quoted. The emails help me jump between threads really fast, so fast, in fact, that I figured out quite early that you can’t post twice in a fifteen second time frame. I feel like a Worldhopper.
  13. Is it even more insane that I have all my notifs sent to my email?
  14. You’ll never know… Are you calling me insane?
  15. I’m not mad at all, just a bit disappointed. *slowly pulls out gun*
  16. Those are… *thinks about it* …huh
  17. My giant spider buddies attack your giant snake buddies in order to get the sandwich.
  18. Six Days is a long time, guess this was called for.
  19. Vyz starts scooting his chair towards the exit, feeling a bit of déjà vu while doing it. For good measure, he looks up in search of F-22s.
  20. Vyz stops for a moment to say, “Hey that rhymes,” then continues to struggle. “Just please throw away the dynamite,” Vyz says to JM with pleading eyes.
  21. “What in the world are you doing!?” Vyz screams. He points his pistols and shoots her hands, trying to free himself from the unnaturally tight grip.
  22. Vyz jumps as Glass drops a stick of dynamite at his feet. He runs out of the building as fast as he can.
  23. How did you blow up an entire military stronghold in one day with zero preparation? It’s times like these when I wish I had a genie.
  24. Vyz jolts up as he realizes everyone is holding a stick of dynamite. He quickly unholsters his pistols saying, “is this a terrorist attack or a funeral?!?”
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