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Vyzkel

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  1. My favorite one is my Donald Duck impression.
  2. Guys I love Telestrations
  3. Hey mom! So what did you want to talk me about? I’ve enjoyed this, but I’m gonna have to say no.
  4. 1128. Calculate how old I’ll be when we reach 125257
  5. No. But HOT SAUCE COOKIES??! *gags again*
  6. Can I have some cookies?
  7. That’s TRUE
  8. Plead innocence
  9. I remember one time I went on a trip to Oregon with my family (it was a long drive) and FORGOT SHOES so I had to buy some with my mom at a store . TPBM wants to get their dog off of them but they seem so comfortable
  10. Imagine someone actually applauded for 9 hours, that must’ve been a really good performance.
  11. Granted, you can only see orange now. I wish to be good at investing.
  12. It’s called a bane for a reason. Granted, all water on Earth disappears to coalesce into your tail. I wish for my next bane to be completely random and have no correspondence to my wish at all.
  13. That’s oddly specific 1122. Use aster*sks in the stra**est pl*ces
  14. Welcome back to the gang! What do you want to do first? YES! I’ve always wanted to do that!
  15. Granted, they become someone else’s kissing buddy after a while I wish for the feeling of satisfaction
  16. 1121. Excitedly pull out a camera when someone threatens to kiss someone while drunk.
  17. I place the Sandwich on a pedestal inside of the fortress. Fort Sandwich is now complete, so I walk away, feeling satisfied.
  18. 1117. Notice and not say anything 1118. Ravenously consume stuffed animals in public.
  19. Yes, they are portals. TPBM rarely goes to other forums.
  20. maybe TPBM believes iPhones are better
  21. The punch sends the Sandwich flying right into my hands.
  22. Heckling, I guess.
  23. It’s 11:11 where I’m at, make a wish. edit: NOOOOOO IT CHANGED AS I POSTED THAT *sadness*
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