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Vyzkel

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  1. Well she shouldn’t worry about me I could just shapeshifter into something with a high pain tolerance, Kyz thought. “Oh, really?”
  2. Kyz looked at 25 flabbergasted,”and why didn’t you tell us this before?”
  3. What’s the weirdest thing you had to deal with as a security officer? Probably when I had to defuse a bomb that was inside my mother.
  4. “That sounds pretty Fire right now.”
  5. You watch Daniel Thrasher!?!(also that video was amazing) 598. Talk in long words to a person with the fear of long words.
  6. “Haha, sure,” Kyz takes out a Samsung and orders some.
  7. “You’re right, I’ll give it to a Planner.”
  8. I just try to… 597. Sing off beat and off key for the Birthday song every time.
  9. “Yes, I only have OneNote, we have to stay on Edge for any buzzkills.”
  10. 596. THE PHONE EQUIVALENT TO CAPS LOCKS YAAAAAAA.
  11. Kyz cackles,”Word, these puns have a good Outlook.”
  12. Why did you execute thousands of people?!? Yes
  13. That’s a very weird 5… 592. R3PL4C3 C3RT41N L3TT3R5 W1TH NUMB3R5
  14. No… no not again Also we should make it so we all have to write a chant to summon people Example: You see her posts more common than grass, I NOW SUMMON @Through The Living Glass!!!
  15. Only with cooked fish, the raw kind makes me scared I’ll get food poisoning. TPBM puts bbq sauce on their burgers.
  16. Wow… I think we all just had a group therapy session.
  17. “Cool, I really… excel at Microsoft Office,” Kyz says with a smirk in his face.
  18. You are now under arrest for kidnapping a US official because the Sandwich got elected for president. I take the Sandwich to my safe house so no malicious parties can take it again.
  19. You did WHAT to a bird?!? I’d prefer chicken, but that’s a worthy substitute.
  20. “Ooohh, like Word?”
  21. “That’s pretty cool… what’s a Google Doc?” Kyz asks, feeling a bit out of place.
  22. Facts bro, everyone used to know me back when I just got into my teens, but they did t know me as “that cool dude” they knew me more as “the kid you should avoid” because of my impulsive behavior and lack of boundaries. I now just stay away from most people and let them talk to me if they want to.
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