Through the Living Heir

Vall facepalms. The thing is the size of an elephant. He'd heard of normal bears shrugging of lethal injures for long enough to kill those who inflicted them. But he prepares himself to fight anyway. @The Stormfather

Vall swears in draconic under his breath, and ducks behind a tree. He first tries to contact the bearephent with telepathy. If it is smart enough to know a language, stop here. Telepathy to the bear: If it doesn't work, he then tries to determine if it would be edible and beatable. I'll let you decide whether or not Vall notices Aki. If so, telepathy to Aki:

Gonnor grins and searches for a large rock. If he finds one, he starts hitting it really hard with the dagger, hoping to get some flakes of steel. If he doesn’t, he just keeps moving away from the casino, searching for more boxes, more tributes, or his old group.

Tondon stops Pulling on the dagger in his back, and slumps over from blood loss, the vial of crimson spores falling from his mouth. Centuries later than he should have, far more strangely than he would have, Tondon Shoradel dies.

The pawns start a democracy. In order to win, you must take the last piece.

So you’re pulling an explosive out of the sky with a rope?! I detonate it in the air with an elephant electrolaser. Electrolasers ionize the air so they can conduct a bolt of lightning to a target. They’re really cool.

I’ve theorized about gaining infinite investiture in an otherwise closed system in the past, and this is where criticism focused. Essentially, we don’t know enough about nicrosil to know what it can do. Some people believe that it stores the ability to use investiture, some say actual investiture, and some say both. My opinion is that until we know more, shenanigans like this one can assume either or both possibilities. In order to gain your absurd amount of nicrosil, the radiant could specifically be an elsecaller, and soulcast parts of their own body into nicrosil, then burn it for the stormlight needed to heal it back. Additionally, if stormlight can be compounded, so can breath, so the radiant twinborn could compound one breath that they got somewhere. (They could give one back to the person that gave it to them, after multiplying it.) Basically, if nicrosil does work this way, it’s very powerful, at least in isolated situations where you can give them four different powers, but we don’t actually know how it works yet. Our best clue is the medallions, which don’t really work this way, and the Bands, which kinda do, but not really. We’ll have to wait for era three or an non-RAFO WoB to know more.

@The Stormfather, Vall was flying over to check out the moving trees.

@WhyEverNot_8 @BlueWildRye @Unintelligenius Tondon, bleeding from several wounds Conner inflicted, manages to Pull the dagger out of the way of his heart. It thuds into his shoulder instead, and he keeps Pulling, worried (for good reason) that he'll bleed out if it slips. Trying to spin around, he weakly hits Conner with his shield then falls to his knees, having difficulty standing due to blood loss. "Corin. Like I said before, give my rewards to Jaksyn, Astra, and the Redspine. Give all three my thanks. I hope one of them wins." His voice is garbled from the vial in his mouth. "Red! Help Jaksyn and Astra. Corin was right. I'm not supposed to be here. But I am, and maybe I can help my friends."

The wizard (a grey piece, of course), who lives in a tower on H9 sky, casts a spell to cause any piece that goes off the edge to end up on the other side of the board. Pieces cannot be captured in this way, preventing an instant draw.

You too. Edit: didn't even notice this was the Game thread.

Vall takes the eggs and flies over to see what’s happening. Vall is slightly insulted by this, both that people appear to be betting on whether or not he dies, and by the fact that they weren’t even betting on him. They’d learn, though…

Ok. Let’s see… Vall gathers the purple berries, misses the potatoes, cuts and takes some of the weird sharp grass, flies into the tree to get the eggs from the nest, then waits, sitting on the branch, for a deer or something to walk by so he can catch that.

I shall block it with a tarantula turbo trampoline, sending it back into the sky. Sure! I’ve put you in my signature.

My dad refurbished one of those for fun, so I had one for a while. We gave it away again eventually, because there isn’t really any reason to use it. My original post up there has some context, and if you want more you can go to the actual Game thread. (By the way, you lose the game.) I know that’s a meme template, but I wanted to answer just in case.

I defuse it using some snake smoke, then get myself some honey.

Agreed. @Cash67 loses another 8 points, which definitely do something. Also there’s like five batches of popcorn going around. One of my two are chocolate I got from bribes. (I’m a very fair referee.)

I’ll do it. Here you go:

@Spark of Hope started a war between @Edema Rue and @Cash67, who were then instructed to summon more people to fight. It derailed the Game, so I’ve moved it. Currently Cash has lost the letter E, and has been docked 3 points for failing to abide by the restriction. There were other developments, but I’m too lazy to find and list them. Edit with more info: @Through The Living Glass, @strmblsd, and @Hyper129 are unde”side”ed. Other people can join if they’re not tagged to here. If you are tagged, you have to fight on that person’s side. Eddie established a massive army this way.

Hey @Edema Rue, do you have @WhyEverNot_8’s actions in response to me and Rye?

I use a ferret freeze ray to block it, and continue holding the iguana ice pack to my head.

“Agreed. We can cook it with a fire from your tinderbox.” Vall begins to walk away into the woods. “We should meet back here in around an hour.” He goes around half a mile into the woods, flies into a tree, and waits for deer or other large animals. @The Stormfather

It’s true. @Cash67, I dock 3 points for cheating.

I get hit in the head with the bat baton and find myself an iguana ice pack.