Granted! Again! You are now cursed to use exclamation points in every sentence! This applies to in-person speech, too!
I wish to be able to go to Dragonsteel
The Nightwatcher is confused what you are wishing for, so she decides to give you a black sword that can talk, but everytime you draw it you have a 90% chance of dying
I wish to finish my stupid freaking science project
Ok, the dragon is a prankster and everytime you sit down you sit on a whoopie cushion no way to escape. Don't worry tho, the dragon's beautiful
I wish to be a pro at chess