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Doomslug the Arcane

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  1. whatever word they use to say Fr*nch hello would you like to be my friend?
  2. wow you are very good at making sure I suffer at least once per 2 months (orsmthlikethatididn'tbothertocalculate) OH HO HO ANOTHER IGNORANT PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR LIFE RUINED
  3. Hack Hack: the best company in the world! Totally not created by two 5th graders! Defintely doesn't control the entire world and most definitely doesn't create its own dimensions! Perfectly legit! Favorite braincell?
  4. As Vyz is running he somehow accidentally runs into my truck and somehow slips under it and gets a few broken bones. I take the sandwich from his hands and drive off, leaving no evidence that I did anything to Vyz, he probably just got attacked by @The H (come back!)
  5. wait isn't that cannibalism though...? I'm surprised how quickly Dezas got up, so I whack him again, knocking him out. I run him over with an elephant for good measure. Then I destroy his Iforgotthenameofthebunkerbutitwassomethingfancy™
  6. I project a cosmic sense of space and attract a starspren, which carries me to safety, I poof back into the physical realm behind you and whack you with a baseball bat
  7. Granted, but you get cancer I wish for really cool metaphor abilities, unlike David
  8. on accident maybe Do you have money to go to Sanderson events?
  9. ehhhhhh are you sure you checked?? Cuz the sack Dezas grabbed was actually the one with the sandwich in it but the sandwich can't be destroyed so now its sitting in the bottom of a volcano. I laugh in elsecaller
  10. No! Always good morning! Always cheerful! GOOOOOOD MORNINGGGGG EVERYONE!!!!!
  11. oh I thought you were gonna make the food chicken nuggets cuz nuggalanche I gasp in absolute horror and run Vyz over with a truck before he can take a bite.
  12. thats right! we bully gingers cuz they are evil! (except weirdo)
  13. I follow quickly, doing eeny meeny miny moe to choose who to tail.
  14. 1840/1847. ASDLKFDSLKHFS SUPIDTIODNFDSTUPID 1841/1848. Crash out at someone after they made you lose the game 1842/1849. Have no idea what the numbers are anymore 1843/1850. Not help by posting four numbers edit 1851. Count the posts again and declare that you were right about the numbers even when you were wrong
  15. was often amused. Duh. It's lol, a dragon named Sean
  16. shady guy. Daniel's dragon name whoever's posting next, plz make Daniel's name cool
  17. I gasp because this is like, the first time Glass has done anything besides sneezing
  18. the Stick. Daniel quite liked
  19. used his skills to benefit
  20. well Vyz had the sandwich anyway, so the cake to be cake cuz me got no sandwich
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