Doomslug the Arcane

*Grabs Block and shakes him real hard so the hair falls off*

I want to have an extra winter break! Of course, carrots are purple!

"Yayyyy! We won the war! Block doesn't have a brain now, he's a zombie!"

*Gives you Trismus*

*Gives you Gastroparesis*

*Programs a robot to kill Block once for each time he's posted so I don't have to do it myself*

Oh well, worth trying. *Does 200 different ways to kill Block for each post he's done*

*Draws my knife again* *Stab* I'm pretty *Stab* sure *Stab* you're suppo- *Stab* -sed to *Stab* be dy- *Stab* -ing of *Stab* all the- *Stab* -se wounds *Stab* you're get- *Stab* -ting. *Punch*

Yes Wasn't thinking too hard

True, very true Do you all wnat to involve a bunch of lore stuff in this or just regular conversation?

Oh geez, I didn't even realize it's been a month... HI ALL YOU STILL THERE???

You died?

*Impossible*

"WE ARE DESTROYING THAT BLASPHEMOUS, FIRE-LOVING, EVIL THING!!!!! NO ATTACKER OF THE STICK SHALL REMAIN ALIVE!" *Swings shardstick at toaster*

*Summons shardstick* "DIE YOU FIRE-LOVING TOASTER!!!"

FOOOOOD

*Hears Block cackling evilly because gingerese must be evil too cuz gingerese* "NUH UH! Those plans were copied exactly into whatever scribblish was on those pages!"

"Arggh!" *Shakes fist* "The power shall not stay with you!" *Hacks into Block's computer to post randomly. RANDOMLY I SAY!! So if next time Block says something about how great gingers are, THAT'S NOT ME*

*inserts fake copy of paper plans that will DEFINITELY fool Block*

Aureole made a little glowy gesture with her fingers then drew a question mark in the air because the sun hadn't risen so she couldn't talk yet.

6 2. Modify the number a bit because 7 8 9 so now 6 is traumatized and avoids the other numbers, especially odd numbers! But it's a good thing 2 is even, or else 6 would be much farther away! And 9 is dead and can't be here.

idk wasing the lazy of feeling EDIT: Is it just me or do I feel like we spend most of our time waiting for Block??

*Enhances Rye's *ties up* with super drying-hard-fast-whatever glue that will solidify bonds and make the *ties up* inescapable cuz rock*

alr, that makes sense... the only problem is that I have black hair... still, I stand by my word! I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick? I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick.

I only read up to page 6... but, I AM A STICK AS AN OFFERING I GIVE MY DEVOTION TO THE ALMIGHTY STICK FOREVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME Also, is the Cult of the Stick at war with the Cult of the Gingers too??