THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE NOT A GINGER AND THE CULT OF THE STICK IS PERFECTLY SAFE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWEAR LOYALTY TO THE ALMIGHTY STICK AND DECLARE WAR ON THE GREATEST EVIL: FIRE.
Would you like to ally yourself with the Brunette/Brown/Black hair cult? You won't be able to fully join, but we can protect you from the gingers.