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  1. Through the living jeff
    Granted. You are sent to jail. (For no reason) I wish for all laws to be random
  2. Through the living jeff
    But somehow manages to have
  3. Through the living jeff
    Granted. It’s terrible I wish for a seceret bunker
  4. Through the living jeff
    Granted. It’s gone a few seconds later. I wish for infinite blood
  5. Through the living jeff
    Uh… explain please. I dont want to read everything I missed.
  6. Through the living jeff
    Granted. The moon becomes pac man I wish for a bonsai tree
  7. Through the living jeff
    Granted. It doesnt work. I wish for a deer made out of toothbrushes
  8. Through the living jeff
    As the nobles of his house arrive, Silas nods. wait. They look familiar.
  9. Through the living jeff
    It really, really smelled bad.
  10. Through the living jeff
    A motorcycle. Fourtunately, he did
  11. Through the living jeff
    Oh, that looks just like someone in my stake!
  12. Through the living jeff
    Same, but I’m waiting for a friend to give me a description of me.
  13. Through the living jeff
    Yay! I think… well, you were winning for 12 minutes.
  14. Through the living jeff

    For some reason, I’ve been getting into the habit of randomly emailing people stuff like this:

    AHAHAHAHA

    … and its for absolutely no reason!

     

  15. Through the living jeff
    Granted. It can never be attached to anything, whether physically or emotionally. I wish for an extinct fish
  16. Through the living jeff

    But… are you a witch??

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    2. Wits instant noodles

      Wits instant noodles

      Nope it’s real deal went and picked it up from London myself

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      It’s cursed to be tiny by the withc

    4. Wits instant noodles

      Wits instant noodles

      no he just a small boy

  17. Through the living jeff
    Granted. All the birds will eat your lunch for all of eternity. I wish for my very own Gnargless gnat
  18. Through the living jeff
    Oh, the beauty! !tghir yrev era ouy ,deedni
  19. Through the living jeff
    Granted. You can no longer tolerate non-spicy foods. I wish for an eye and an ear and an arm and a leg.
  20. Through the living jeff
    Really loved cheese. In fact, (I only read the most recent comment)
  21. Through the living jeff
    Uh… hm…. what’d I miss?
  22. Through the living jeff
    Granted. It’s terrible I wish to have a bottle of neutron star
  23. Through the living jeff
    It when I don’t eat
  24. Through the living jeff
    , but it is rather strange.”
  25. Through the living jeff
    Was Born this way. It’s
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