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Through the living jeff

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  1. Granted. You are sent to jail. (For no reason) I wish for all laws to be random
  2. But somehow manages to have
  3. Granted. It’s terrible I wish for a seceret bunker
  4. Granted. It’s gone a few seconds later. I wish for infinite blood
  5. Granted. The moon becomes pac man I wish for a bonsai tree
  6. Granted. It doesnt work. I wish for a deer made out of toothbrushes
  7. As the nobles of his house arrive, Silas nods. wait. They look familiar.
  8. It really, really smelled bad.
  9. A motorcycle. Fourtunately, he did
  10. Yay! I think… well, you were winning for 12 minutes.
  11. For some reason, I’ve been getting into the habit of randomly emailing people stuff like this:

    AHAHAHAHA

    … and its for absolutely no reason!

     

  12. Granted. It can never be attached to anything, whether physically or emotionally. I wish for an extinct fish
  13. But… are you a witch??

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    2. Wits instant noodles

      Wits instant noodles

      Nope it’s real deal went and picked it up from London myself

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      It’s cursed to be tiny by the withc

    4. Wits instant noodles

      Wits instant noodles

      no he just a small boy

  14. Granted. All the birds will eat your lunch for all of eternity. I wish for my very own Gnargless gnat
  15. Oh, the beauty! !tghir yrev era ouy ,deedni
  16. Granted. You can no longer tolerate non-spicy foods. I wish for an eye and an ear and an arm and a leg.
  17. Really loved cheese. In fact, (I only read the most recent comment)
  18. Uh… hm…. what’d I miss?
  19. Granted. It’s terrible I wish to have a bottle of neutron star
  20. It when I don’t eat
  21. , but it is rather strange.”
  22. Was Born this way. It’s
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