One of the Ten Fools

why has no one picked Adonalsium?

Adonalsium, Hoid, and Raoden

Adonalsium to defeat the current ruler, Raoden to make smart decisions, and be the face of the kingdom, and Hoid tells good storys as well as being powerful, and if nothing else Hoid is a really good meat shield.

Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver. and wins 

The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Chuck Norris was looking for him.

When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball, the balls dodge him

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is

since you like all of the board games what is your favorite monopoly version.  There are also over 300 different versions, so pick carefully.

Chuck Norris is the only man to be able to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

Chuck Norris can Speak Braille, and hear sign language. 

A random pixel art website that I found called Piskel

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.

Two shard Blades that I made one is inspired by the fierce deity's sword, and the other is inspired by Hollow Knight although it is not finished 

A dinosaur once looked and Chuck Norris funny, and you know what happened to them. 

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

when I thought of a Callsign my brain went instantly to Dibstick for some reason. 

Someone once asked Chuck Norris how many push ups he could do. Chuck Norris replied "all of them"

Santa was real before he forgot a present for Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris can kill a cat 10 times

If Chuck Norris went to another dimension where there was another Chuck Norris, and they fought they would both win.

The universe is expanding. all of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Welcome to the shard! 

How many languages do you speak?

To quote the state song of Utah. " Utah! What a great place to be. " and also " Utah is the place where dreams come true. "

Welcome to the shard!

what's your favorite book?

YKYASFW other kids are forced to read as punishment,  but your mom just takes your books as punishment.

3 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

BOndsmith!

You Got Bondsmith !?!    Did you also happen to take screenshots of all of your answers?