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Not currently. TPBM prefers chocolate chips to chocolate bars.

This gave me a good laugh; thank you!

It's been a hot second since I've posted anything on here, hasn't it? Fortunately, I have an excuse--I've been working on a few interconnected projects all set on the same world (just at vastly different times), and as I was working on one of them I realized that I needed to hammer down my worldbuilding and magic system a lot better than I did. I have done the worldbuilding, and now I want to post it here and ask you guys: Does this make sense? Also, sorry; there's a lot of material here... Have I explained all this well? This is also the point where I admit that Sanderson's more-recent emphasis on Connection in the Cosmere has added to my inspiration. Also, the Cognitive Realm and its implications of perception, and Spiritual perception of self (such as Kaladin at the end of RoW), have also added a few elements... But, I mean, other than that this is nothing like the Cosmere!

Shallan's multiple personality disorder. I'd always have someone to talk to, and I'm an incurable chatterbox, so I'm always in need of that. Although, I'd probably look like I was insane to anybody else... WYR ride a santhid or a skyeel?

Ooh, that's hard! Dragons, griffins, unicorns, and phoenixes are all really good! But if I had to pick a favorite... uhm... either dragons or phoenixes. Sorry, it's hard to choose. What is the best kind of candy?

... No. At a writing symposium in February, though, one of the vendors was selling emotional support dragons (as he said it, they don't identify as stuffed animals, so you can take them anywhere). A water bottle would be easier to conceal as a typical EDC item, though. TPBM thinks weird names are cool.

Granted. It's completely deflated and full of holes. I wish for crackers and cheese.

Read it, then find a fan of Victor Hugo and give it to them. If I liked it, I'd just give it to myself. WWYDIYF a cracker, cheese, and pepperoni sandwich in your pocket?

Granted. It is now incredibly prohibitively expensive. I wish to be able to shapeshift into an eagle and back as many times as I want.

Hello! If you could have top-tier powers in any magic system from the Cosmere, which would you choose? (ie. would you be a Radiant, an Awakener, a Mistborn, a Feruchemist, etc. etc.)

Sure, I suppose. I personally prefer dolphins, but orcas aren't half-bad. What is the weirdest food combination you've ever tried?

Granted. It's 100 years old. I wish to be a banana.

Yes. It's essentially when you focus overmuch on the small details of things and miss/ignore the bigger picture. TPBM has eaten graham crackers with milk before.

Baby goats skipping across their pen (or galloping off the walls of their house. I've seen both). Ponies making faces. Small children also make me happy, because they are so storming adorable!

YKYAN when you read dictionaries and baby name books for fun.

Granted. All your arrows shatter as soon as you put them on the string. I wish to be able to draw so I can illustrate my own stories.

Knight Radiant. Seeing more colors would be cool, but I prefer Surges, spren, and Shardblades. WYR fight a dog-sized chasmfiend or a chasmfiend-sized dog?

Not right now. I might later, though. TPBM has a cat.

My profile picture is what an AI image generator came up with when asked to draw a ziddleblot. Our King of fantasy and books! 9/10.

Shrug. It's been a while, so J don't really know. Do you play Stardew Valley? (If not go look it up/try it out; it's awesome!)

Granted. Someone puts a fake parking ticket on your windshield. I wish for a sigh.

No. But I do collect books! TPBM is a banana.

Nope. Still no self-control. Granted. Unfortunately, Odium kills hime before he gets a chance to make things right. I wish it was ten degrees warmer.

Granted. Every spoiler you put another spoiler into has to have words in it as well. I wish to have the self-control not to start opening spoiler boxes which I know have more spoiler boxes inside them.

Hey, Stoneward fits half my personality! (Just started retaking the various tests today.) To copy-paste from another thread: