"Ask him if his name is Craig! I betchu his name is Sam! Tell him we're stalking him!!! Wait! No! tell him I'm stalking him. Then he won't freak out! Tell him that as soon as I'm legally allowed to get married I'm going to pick up a certificate and make him sign it, just so I can say that the shardsocks married each other! ... Can you force someone to marry you?" ~ Panda