that's not my fault! I have at least part of a real life and we are in WaY different time zones, so I probably won't be able to finish my schoolwork by the time you go to bed!
when was the last time I was goofy??? *other than a sleepover???
@Ancient Elantrian: Giver of AI generated nicknames
goer to Dragonsteel
child who keeps asking me to save him from being spiked by @Being of Cacophony on Sharder one-liners
*takes all the spikes and puts everyone on timeout for an unspecified amount of time*
*heals magically everyone who died/got spiked*
*sits down with tea and a book to relax*
*pats cacophony on the head* We need to look into getting you some.... help with this spike.... obsession, dear. let me go talk to some people... *walks away and starts looking for someone who can take the crazy spike kid off her hands before he spikes the other children*
Whiplash strode down the hallway toward the barracks, straitening her flight suit and trying to comb her hair into some form of order. she was a flightleader, and had decided to take the role seriously. that meant dressing the part.
*motherly facepalm* Boys! I told you to be nice! no more spiked cookies....! but.... if you want a real treat... *holds out mysterious dried black leaves*