Lord Spirit

Stumbling backwards, Rask narrowly avoids the claws and he runs off into the forest.

Rask swings his club at the creatures legs, trying to disable quickly without drawing the attention of a shade.

Rask quietly approaches the cornucopia and grabs a club and a pack. He looks around for any nearby tribute, ready to start the games.

There’s already 5 pig mobs in game, the pig, zombie pigmen, piglins, hoglins and zoglins.

Aunty em, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home. wtwttsw nothing happens?

*friends, stupid autocorrect.

YKYASF when your friends have heard so much high imperial that they have figured out how to speak it.

I'd be interested to see what was said in the stormlit dead PM. I guess I did die so I'm eligible

I know there’s already an RP for sacrificing you Eddie, but I’m still very tempted to add this to the one liners. yep!

Shallan memes (RoW spoilers)

Ben oldson

Granted, but you get the same one. I wish for a bane

The stick! In addition, it might be cool to get an update on the 17th sharders on Roshar or the perspective of one of the sleepless explaining the blurbs on the back of SA, especially the “One of them may redeem us. One of them will destroy us.“ line, which I feel like most people have kind of forgotten about.

Granted, it now has applesauce. I wish for candy

Me about to comment about it in some regard and then realizing that would be a reverse spoiler. Have fun reading it!

Correct!

Oh, I guess that makes sense.

That's why it says "Yumi", to indicate what the spoiler box is about. why else would there be a spoiler box?

Yumi

The local leader of shu-dereth, such as Fjon

I was trying to go by the book, but it possible I added stuff from the movie.

If J M Barrie wrote SA: Shallan is sad because her father Dalinar wants to send her from Kholinar to the war camps. However that night, Kaladin shows up and brings her and her brothers, Adolin and Renarin to Shinovar, using stormlight to fly. However as they arrive, they’re spotted by Szeth, the leader of the voidbringers who wants revenge against Kaladin after he cut off his hand and Fred it to a chasmfiend, who chases him around hoping for more. Kaladin distracts Szeth and sends Syl to take Shallan to his group of followers hidden in Urithiru. But Syl is jealous of Shallan, so she sneaks off and tells Kaladin followers, bridge 4 to shoot her when she arrives. When Shallan gets there, She’s hit by Rock, who immediately feels bad about it. She eventually heals and Adolin and Renarin join bridge 4. Meanwhile, Szeth comes up with a plan to find Kaladin hideout. He kidnaps the Parshendi Princess Eshonai and threatens to leave her in the chasms during the coming highstorm if she doesn’t tell him where Urithiru is. She refuses, but Kaladin and bridge 4 show up to save her. After a brief fight, Szeth and the viidbringers retreat, but Kaladin and Shallan are left in the chasms without any stormlight. They get saved when they find a glove fabriel Renarin had dropped and use it to escape the chasms. in gratitude for saving their Princess, the parshendi guard Urithiru against the voidbringers. However, they get ambushed and defeated by Szeth. Meanwhile, Shallan is telling bridge 4 stories about how parents care about their children. Kaladin is upset by this and claims that she’s wrong and that his father doesn’t care about him. Shallan and bridge 4 decide to leave and are captured by the voidbringers. Szeth sneaks into Urithiru and puts blackbane leaves inside labeled as a gift from Shallan. Kaladin finds the blackbane leaves and is going to eat them for Shallan, but Syl intercepts them and eats them inside. She gets sick, but Kaladin swears to protect those who cannot protect themselves and she is saved. Kaladin then goes to confront Szeth one final time. Szeth offers to make any of the Bridgman into one of the fused and Moash agrees, becoming Vyre. Shallan convinced them not to join Szeth. Szeth Lashes Shallan into the sky. When she doesn’t come back down, some of the voidbringers start to challenge Szeths authority. He lashes Lezian to the sky and the rest back down. Kaladin arrives in time to save Shallan and frees bridge 4. In the ensuing battle, the bridgemen defeat the voidbringers while Kaladin duels Szeth. After it becomes clear the Kaladin is going to win, Szeth tricks him into killing a defenseless voidbringer and then Szeth jumps off the chasm and is eaten by the chasmfiend below. Kaladin and bridge 4 fly home with Shallan, who is now ready to grow up and go to the war camps. After they arrive, Dalinar asks Kaladin to stay, but he refuses because he doesn’t want to be a surgeon and returns to Shinovar. Working to forget it all, he visits the nightwatcher who erases his memory. The end.

Who wants to see how fast I can reverse out of here? WTWTTS after you can't reverse very fast and the cops show up?

I'll have a big mac and a large fries WTWTTS when you arrive an hour late to the party

Fortunately, it's very small and undevolped