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    "I...don't understand." "Of course you're real! Don't say such things!"
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    "No, I said it would be as Jaddeth wills. Clearly something has meddled with your perception of Shu-Dereth. A poor experience, perhaps?"
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    "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I slipped!"
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    "Might I point out that we did not threaten or as of yet attempt to convert a single one of your clients? You seem distressed. Shall we return you to your duties as door person?"
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    Red flew out of the cave and saw a ship behind him, but he wasn't too worried. It seemed friendly enough!
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    "Shall we go back now, Arteth?" He walked out of the cell and Elan led him back to the chapel. "Good show, Talpor! You have more faith than I thought!"
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    Meanwhile, Red was still in his cave with his totally powered down spaceship in an unfindable location enjoying a plot sandwich.
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    The gyorn seemed unfazed. "See? The power of Jaddeth! His Holy Empire will never fall Talyerwyn!"
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    "I came to spread the Holy Empire of Jaddeth, of course! Why else?" He ignored the comment about her clearly inflated ego.
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    "Of course I'm saving their souls Taljitoola! Magic? There is no magic. Only the unknowable power of Jaddeth!"
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    Gotcha. Sounds like a party! How do I join?
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    "I don't like that tone, heathen one. Talliooki, please tell me how they got here." @Ookla the Believer
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    "The Derethi chapel. What heathen magic did you use to get here?" "Saving their souls will hardly cause your heathen clients trouble--they will thank Jaddeth I have come!"
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    "That, I'm afraid, was too far. Now you must sweep the chapel floor for your insolence Talkooonin. And Arteth, you are correct. All is as Jaddeth wills, even in this heathen land."
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    "Ahhhhhhhh my bad!!!"
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    "Do you have any funds we could use to hire out a heathen craftsman to fix it?"
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    "Yes! Perfect! Not sure why I asked that! Now, I need your assistance with assembling the documents scattered throughout this chapel."
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    "Yes. You don't have to, but it would be much appreciated!"
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    "Ow."
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    Can someone explain what the alleyverse is? I keep reading stuff and getting more confused, but I think I want a cookie.
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    Falls off the short roof.
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