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  1. Unintelligenius
    I bribe the Oompa Loompas to jump you and steal the sandwich then give it to me. I grab some chocolate then jump onto an ostrich and ride to the Swiss Family Robinson island.
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    Name: Quelkin Age: 14 Pronouns: He/Him Which planet does their investiture come from? Scadrial, Taldian, & Roshar What is their power/what are they? He is a thug so he can burn pewter pretty well, can control one ribbon of sand, and is bonded to an honorspren and is of the first ideal. How well can they use their magic? Quelkin has been burning pewter ever since he was five, first to train per his parents requests, then to fight to survive so he is pretty good at burning pewter. But he doesn't really know how to use his ribbon of sand or his bond with his spren. What are you going to do to keep your character from being overpowered? Quelkin is very new having a ribbon of sand and having a spren. Character’s motivation for being in the games: He wants fame and money to he can take down the government and their backstabbing politics. Important pieces of their backstory: Quelkin ran away from home when he was seven after discovering that his parents had murdered other house leaders to gain more power. He wanted to be away from his parents but also wants to take down the nobility. He survived on the streets for three years while his whole family thought he was dead. One day he was starving and a white haired, hawkish faced man introduced him to a flying little soldier, named Nacho. A month later he was cornered by policemen and just threw out his hands and the sand beneath the officers feet flew out and he was able to escape. Over the next few months he realized that he had to gain money and followers if he was going to take down the government. So he decided to enter himself into the Hunger Games.
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    I teleport to the bridge and shapeshift into a troll and punt you away for trying to cross my bridge. Then I grab the sandwich and sprout wings and fly off.
  4. Unintelligenius
    Nope, snow and skiiing makes winter better. TPBM only likes one type of meat.
  5. Unintelligenius
    I awaken the underwater building everyone is in to eat all humans inside. I then use my soothing powers to soothe Ten Fools to hand me the sandwich then walk back into the building as it is chomping away at everyone inside. I swim to the surface and uncarbonate Jerome and we grab our spears to go hunt the wild bananas.
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    can we have rithmatists or is it only cosmere?
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    would it be possible to have a semi cognizant shade that when angered loses most awareness of souroundings? also would that be to powerful? (can shades even die?) @Experience
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    I apologize to Elan for blowing him up and try to explain that it isn't anything personal, it's just THE SANDWICH. I then free Jerome from the zoo, he turns off the sun, causing Living Glass to crash. I use lightning speed to run over and grab the sandwich then begin the long journey to Urithiru.
  10. Unintelligenius
    I relight the fire and start to make smores. Then without looking in a very cool dramatic way I throw a grenade behind me which flies through the air and land just in front of Elan. It explodes and the sandwich flies into my hands.
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    nope, don't wanna risk it. TPBM has more then one middle name.
  12. Unintelligenius
    Granted. The Pencil is permanently glued to the middle of your back. I wish for school to no longer exist.
  13. Unintelligenius
    I disguise myself as a ice cream truck then run over Elan take the sandwich and start eating some ice cream. Then I open a portal and sit back down at the fire.
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    I use gandolfs stick as a flashlight to scare away the wraiths and then transform them into a giant horse, ride them through strmblsd's fire, lean over and grab the sandwich then gallop away.
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    As I am falling out of the air I call upon my faithful pet monkey Jerome who swoops from a vine and catches me. He then throws me at Mach 150 at Elan and I swipe the sandwich and kick his jetpack so he spirals down to the ground. Then I pull out a doomslug to teleport me safely to the ground.
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    no my parents own it. TPBM likes ketchup but not tomatoes or vice versa.
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    I use my flamethrower to dry up the sea then use my unshrink gun to unshrink Fools car and everyone in it then I use my wrench to dismantle the submarine car and grab the sandwich and get on an airplane.
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    Granted, the chickens now peck only you but one hundred times more then usual. I wish to never be sick.
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    Granted. You are now blind. I wish for a bottle that refills itself every time you drink out of it.
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    I use my anti shrink ray gun to turn myself back to normal size then go and kidnap the sea emperor and replace him. I go to Living Glass and they think I'm the emperor so while they bow to me I steal the sandwich, hit them with my awesome sea trident, and swim away at the speed of light.
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    Yes, but not that often. Sometimes saying your thoughts helps make them make more sense. TPBM has read a full dictionary, front to back.
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    I give the signal to Jerome and he uses his switching abilities to switch off all technology and online stuff, thus making your online family disappear. As you mourn I run in and grab the sandwich then steel push myself into space and onto the moon.
  23. Unintelligenius
    Have a 2 billion year old rock. (aka a normal rock) I have a double decker couch.
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    I make a s'more by the fire and then casually throw it into another dimension. It barely misses Pineap, but hits the jersey devils legs, causing it to trip over. I pull out a wand and after a quick wingardium leviosa the sandwich peacefully floats into my hand. I pocket it as I begin to make another s'more.
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    Not really. I think I'm a pretty safe driver and almost everyone I know is willing to drive with me. TPBM know what "Disestablishmentarianism" is without looking it up.
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