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Through the Living Elan

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  1. 1935 A new god, Chouta, emerges. He helps grow sandersonism even MORE.
  2. 1932 The Pantheon of Sandersonism grows.
  3. A transmission is sent from the new Ydras and Hydif planet.
  4. 1930 REO begins the invasion of lergil. An amassed group of Brandon Sanderson fans create a religion based on his books. Through a series of crusades all other cultures and religions are destroyed.
  5. I tell Platypus that tcspf is The Chosen Sandwich Person Finders, and then I take the sandwich and all the decoy sandwiches. I also make a law banning sandwiches unless you're me.
  6. Yeah @The Bookwyrm, I had to do that to. It's kinda annoying when you try and contact @ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ, it's way easier to contact @shortcake @Edema Ruh and @Experience. Just giving examples.
  7. I take the sandwich from tcspf HQ because I have access, despite not being a member, because I have connections within the organization.
  8. 1928 REO, finally having gotten its star-sized mouse traps, uses them on the Gerbils and Hamsters while they are weakened from disease and war. The Greater Neptune Alliance sends an expedition led by Jacques Cartier, and discovers Rhode Planet, the smallest of the planets.
  9. 1925 The gerbils are nearly wiped out by the pandemic.
  10. 1917 Bolbi Biggans attempts to create peace by writing the book “Bear and Thack Again,” a book about “A guy named Tokelin who sits home and does nothing, and for some reason has no jewelry.” Instead of creating peace it is quickly banned for causing death by what scientists are now calling “Understimulation of the brain.” The Interplanetary Rodent Wars continue. REO begins investing in new, Star sized mouse traps.
  11. 1915 The REO or Rodent Extermination Organization begins the use of Black Hole guns to exterminate rodents. The practice of snorting rodents is quickly stopped by this.
  12. 1913 Rodents are banned anywhere near the star Polaris.
  13. In 1911 nothing happened. Somehow.
  14. In 1907 the Jupiter black hole is taken over by the GotGNA, the Gerbils of the Greater Neptune Alliance. Jacques Cartier congratulates them and gives them a hefty award.
  15. 1905 Jupiter collapses in on itself and becomes a black hole. Gerbils, the only black hole resistant animals, inhabit the surface.
  16. https://xkcd.com/391/ You all win.
  17. 1903 In a freak accident Pluto is consumed by Jupiter, which is now even bigger.
  18. I legitimately won. I forgot which thread this was and posted “I win” without remembering that I was playing. THIS IS CRAZY.
  19. Reminds me of Smokey the bear. ONLY YOU, I mean YOU SPECIFICALLY can stop forest fires. P.S. I win.
  20. 1900 A new era begins. (Is this some alternate history? I feel like it should be.)
  21. I have no idea. Does it have something to do with the repeating of the numbers? Can I get a hint?
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