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  1. Through the Living Elan
    "Well, since whoever is making you do stuff isn't telling me what it looks like I have to be creative, okay?!"
  2. Through the Living Elan
    Elan 1, back in reality, rubs his head. "That HURT!" Elan 2 looks around the safe house. "Nice place. Cool roof."
  3. Through the Living Elan
    Wow! I got on here! I never say funny enough to get on here!
  4. Through the Living Elan
    Elan 2 enters non-reality, and releases Elan 1. Then he leaves.
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  6. Through the Living Elan
    Elan 1's eyes don't widen. He doesn't scream, cry, or fight.
  7. Through the Living Elan
    Elan 1 sighs. Then he fades from all reality as well, not appearing next to the not dog since neither of them exists. He then doesn't say "Nice, but that's not gonna work." "She is." Elan 2 says. "She enjoys eating BROCLII ON PIZZA!"
  8. Through the Living Elan
    I lengthen my arm and push the button. Then I ilegally take the sandwich.
  9. Through the Living Elan
    "A noble task indeed."
  10. Through the Living Elan
    "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH!" Elan 1 says. He waves a hand and the world around them disappears. "Welcome to my pocket dimension. Good luck getting out!"
  11. Through the Living Elan
    "So what'll we do while we wait?"
  12. Through the Living Elan
    I, the prison guard, let myself out. Then I take the sandwich from you in a completely definitely 100% legal way *Wink Wink*
  13. Through the Living Elan
    Elan 1 waves a hand and the dog returns to corporeality just in time to run head-on into the stone he tried to climb through.
  14. Through the Living Elan
    "Great! Now, what big bad guy are we's fightin' now?"
  15. Through the Living Elan
    I am also the Sandwich police, though, and I arrest you for being happy with a sandwich, and confiscate the sandwich.
  16. Through the Living Elan
    I explain that @[Redacted] didn't help me, my lawyers just won't let me say what I did to get the sandwich. I also compliment the snail on its poetry.
  17. Through the Living Elan
    "Goodness gracious lady! Why so grumpy? I just saved your life! Sorry about the dog, though. I only have 2 arms. And reality-bending powers but I forget about those a lot of the time."
  18. Through the Living Elan
    The Once-Author stabs Abalador in the chest. "Dealt with."
  19. Through the Living Elan
    I, the snail therapist, give it therapy. And also bring the sandwich to me using [Redacted].
  20. Through the Living Elan
    Elan 2 looked over. "OKAY WE'RE GOING!" He says as the group of Cultists arrive. He grabs Eddie and drags her over to Xq. He winks playfully at Elan 1 as they begin to transport away. Elan 1 grabs the dog, and the ground beneath it melts. Then it re-solidifies, trapping the dog. @The Wandering Wizard
  21. Through the Living Elan
    "Are you sure this isn't going to get Eddie sacrificed?" Elan 2 says.
  22. Through the Living Elan
    Elan 2 sighs and wanders over. "Hold up wha-" He cuts off when he sees Xq.
  23. Through the Living Elan
    "Eddie" Elan 2 says in a singsong voice. "Someone wants to 'not' ritualistically sacrifice you! I think it's Xq or whatever his name is."
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  25. Through the Living Elan
    "Exactly what someone trying to do ritualistic sacrifice would say." Elan 2 noted.
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