Through the Living Elan

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"RESTORE CHRISTMAS!"

“Good to have all of you.” Elan says. “Let’s get this fight started.”

NO. NONO

Definitely didn’t just write that to make you lose. Definitely…

Elan: THE GAME Eddie: NOOOOOO @Edema Rue

HAHA YOU DO LOSE!

Maybe 30 seconds. At most. BUT YOU LOSE!

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Elan, the Interdimensional being, appears and steals the sandwich.

A drunk Perry the Platypus shows up with pepper, which he puts on the circle to "Cancel out" the pepper. Then Perry steals the sandwich for OWCA.

Elan sniffs. "Yes... yes that can help..." He says.

"So. What can all of you guys do? Abilities? Names? Weird outfits? Etc?" @Edema Rue @Canada Lover @SmilingPanda19 @[Redacted] @Kajsa :) @TheRavenHasLanded @The Honorable One

Elan computes 3+3 with the abacus, and it comes out like normal. No more death threats. "Thank you so much!" he says. "I'll never summon an evil demon by trying to divide by zero on an abacus again!"

"No. How do I do that?" Elan says. The abacus begins humming to the tune of Psycho.

"CHRISTMAS!" Elan says. "We're all superheroes, or pretending to be ones. SO LET'S GO SAVE CHRISTMAS!"

*is laughing*

Panda: Time for plan G. Wizzy: Don’t you mean plan B? Panda: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Wizzy: What about plan D? Panda: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Wizzy: What about plan E? Panda: I’m hoping not to use it. Elan dies in plan E. Eddie: I like plan E.

You are so horrible at everything you do. If Kelsier's crew had known you existed, they would've quit trying to stop the Lord Ruler and gone for you instead. You're so dumb, if Ruin tried to control you you'd end up saving the world.

WHY DO I LOVE WATCHING EDDIE SLEEP?! AND WHY DID I MOVE IN WITH PANDA?! WHAT IS GOING ON! 'Can I copy the homework?' Elan: I can help you with it! Eddie: Yeah, sure. Panda: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Wizzy: lol nope. Thaid: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! @Edema Rue @SmilingPanda19 @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood Elan: We need to distract these guys Eddie: Leave it to me Eddie: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Panda, Wizzy, and Thaid: *Immediately begin arguing* Literally anyone else, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. Elan: Eddie... How do I begin to explain Eddie? Panda: Eddie is flawless. Wizzy: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000. Thaid: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan. Cacophony: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome. @Being of Cacophony

hehehehehe

Fortunately, the government removed them from existence because they hated them so much.

Yay, I can finally [Redacted] my [Redacted] and then my [Redacted] will finally be [Redacted]! You can have this azidoazide azide! I have some souls.