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Through the Living Elan

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  1. The board does nothing. Elan turns. "Dude, you're being mobbed and beaten right now."
  2. *dramatic gasp* GAAAAAAAAASP
  3. Elan 2 raises Elan 1 from the dead, in secret. I need you back... I really really need you back. Elan 1's body appears ethereally, then forms more physically. He gasps, grabbing onto Elan 2. "What- oh- I'm... oh my gosh..."
  4. "We are in the Elaniverse. ALL the RPs are in the Elaniverse. ALL of them are under my control!!!" Elan says.
  5. "No idea. I'm following the overweight flying lizard." @ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ
  6. No, cuz geese are magic. Sorcerers.
  7. "Guess not. Anyway..." Cedar says, pausing for a moment as Fourth wall repairman Elan appears and fixes the breach in the fourth wall.
  8. "Was not expecting that. Does that make it situational irony?"
  9. "Yes. Plot armor. And plot convenience devices. And-dare I mention it?- METAPHORS."
  10. Clay shrugged. "Okay. For plot convenience sake. I have enough plot armor I don't actually need your help, it just makes a better story to have this interaction."
  11. "So... what do you want to talk about?"
  12. "I... yeah. Yeah, true."
  13. Aydri took a deep breath. "I hope not."
  14. No, ducks are fine. I'm afraid of GEESE. I know with 100% surety there will be a goosepocalypse and they will rise up as rightful rulers/god-dictators of the world. Phobia of Velociraptors?
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