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Through the Living Elan

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  1. The Once Author did have lungs, and was using them. He did know a guy who dealt in the illegal trade of hamster organs though, so he hooked the two of them up.
  2. The Once Author thought about it, then realized he wasn’t actually sure.
  3. "I have a special place in my heart for those kind of people. It's very dark."
  4. "Because I think it would be fun. And I never could turn down the prospect of extra money." He explains, ignoring the gnawing pain of hunger in his stomach.
  5. The Once-Author feels the sudden urge to narrate Woe out of existence. Or maybe turn him into a bagel. He glares too.
  6. Ha ha. No. No strokes. Old man
  7. "No no, it's still a life better than your peasant existence. And I have a beautiful greenhouse full of herbs, it really is quite wonderful. I never did like my family," Yes you did. They just didn't like you back. "I don't care that I must live here now." @J. Magi
  8. Well I do You can sense it on the aura of the universe Smells like apple fritters
  9. "No. I... I'm estranged. So I live here. But it's still nice living." On the streets. And maybe the occasional lodging house. "Yep. Nice mansion down the street from here."
  10. No. There is no free will
  11. .............. Yes they can
  12. SHUSH DONT RUIN MY MOMENT CHUCK
  13. "Nice to meet you too." He knew she was laughing internally about his name. He didn't care. He knew it was elegant and beautiful.
  14. Chuck I've found you out I KNEW I HAD A 5TH SENSE TO KNOW PEOPLE'S GENDERS IVE BEEN RIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME!
  15. Oh my You really did pull a crazy joke
  16. I do not believe you Chuck.
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