TheChronicFeruchemist

I know! But since the bushes around here have thorns and are kind of pathetic looking you'd be a really bad stalker to hide in them. Now the trees, theres a completely different story.

Ya know you could just, you know come out of the bushes and say hi... I'm pretty damnation bored right now so I could use some excitement.

Why hiding? I'm not that scary? Its the emus that are terrifying.... Sounds, fascinating? I dunno.

Truth. I just find it very odd that my introduction has turned into some sort of epic rambling... Okay it isn't that weird cause I ramble BUT STILL!

I think we might have scared off other people...

A nordic woman no less. I am just that awesome.

Who knows, maybe I'm the one ya'll gotta watch out for. I am nordic!

Serious, what does that even mean? I've never heard this word in my life. Oh yeah take ALL the glory.

*sigh* Maybe I was an alpaca in a former life? There compromise.

Not a llama. Most definitely not a llama. Nor do I look like a llama... At least I hope I don't look like a llama... Though looking like a llama might explain why I attract the creepy worthless guys. I think I gotta start doing my make-up better...

*sigh* Not a llama... And seriously if it attacked I wouldn't move. Creepers don't freak me out but birds... I freeze and would have to be picked up and carried away.

So if I stop posting... This is why

Like all ideas that escape us it will probably come back to you somewhere profound... Like the shower, where it is impossible to record it!

I was thinking, what the parshendi's goal is to to die but not because they are forced to serve odium? What if it is like the old norse myths were dying in different ways meant you went to a different heaven? Perhaps the Parshendi are like the vikings in their reason for needing the gem hearts too, the vikings only pillaged because they lived so far north and couldn't support themselves on what their land produced. This still doesn't explain why they broke the treated hours after they signed it, but hey its a thought!

Pish, who needs a taser? I've got knitting needles, chop sticks, knives and my own fists! I'd much rather get creative. Joe- Are you implying I do drugs? I'm sure you meant something something else... I'm just not sure what.

I'm alright with it though, there is never a dull moment. I'm a little bit crazy too.(and yes in a bad way.) But I learn from it and try to own up to my flaws and work them. It has been an awesome journey so far, though I'd much rather battle forces of evil trying to destroy the world rather than a bunch of crazy stalkers that are making me paranoid.

Oh that isn't even the half of it... I would have chosen dramatic rather than interesting but whatever floats your boat!

Also no dancing, no looking at my eyes, and no looking at my hair...(Things that have gotten me stalkers in real life...)

Thank you. I've also come up with some other stuff... Business ideas, inventions, etc... Hence why I try to share them, so that people can use them. I try to to be a muse *Poses like a greek statue but with more clothes on*

See not all ideas of mine are writing based. For example I was showering(because all great ideas ever came to some one in the shower.) and I was thinking about my memory and how it works. I was thinking that because my parents main way of consequences was negative re-enforcement. So I was wondering if they had used positive re-enforcement would my memory focus on more positive things rather than negative? Then started to devise away to test this whole idea...

Well said. Since I normally don't have the talent or skill to realize them the way I wish, I let them free. Or pass them on, hoping that somebody else could use them and make them grow into something I couldn't. I wish I could have unlimited life times to work on every idea I have to its full potential, but I don't as far as I know.

I usually end up telling myself my ideas aren't THAT good and let it go. *Puts fingers in ears for the yelling that this will elicit* I know, I'm working on the whole self degrading thing.

The real problem is that I'm not so good at writing things down.. I think faster than I type, write, or even speak. I wish I could take snapshots like her too, would be amazing for drawing.

Yeah I wish I remembered half the stuff I come up with well enough to document it... (Having a half photographic memory is a pain when you can't figure out how it works...)